Short gags brainstorm


1.

Settings:

Typically slightly cluttered desk with e.g. a computer, a desk lamp and a coffee cup.

Story:

The ceiling light goes off (table lamp still on),,, sound of door closing! 
On comp. the screen shows a Rahkshi who begins to stand a little restless - looking around. 
Spots the coffee cup standing next to the screen, slightly behind. 
The Rahkshi walks towards the side of the screen where the cup is. 
Turns with his back, makes the characteristic search in the knees - straightens up. 
The familiar rippling sound of a single jet hitting the coffee is heard!



2.

Settings:

Roughly the same.


Story:

The ceiling light goes off (table lamp still on),,, sound of door closing!
On opposite sides of the screen are a Rahkshi and a Toa respectively.
They slowly look at each other - start walking towards each other in best cowboy-duel style.
They only stop when they are "nose to nose". Looking at each other. 
Suddenly grab each other,,,, and start waltzing across the table.



3.

Settings:

Again approx. the same one

Story:

The ceiling light goes off (table lamp still on),,, sound of door closing!
A radio plays general. pop,,,. A Toa stands on the table 
- begins to slowly tip one foot in time with the music. Fluctuates a bit.
The music number ends and starts on a number á la You can leave your hat on.
The Toa look around. Begins typical strip moves. 
In the background, a Rahkshi appears next to the screen (has been standing behind it)
Leans against the screen and observes,, 
In an extra fancy move, the Toa catches sight of the Rahkshi and freezes.
The Rahkshi walks up to the Toa. A moment passes as they look at each other.
On a subsequent beat, they turn synchronously towards the camera and continue the dance.



4.

Settings:

Again approx. the same one

Story:

The ceiling light goes off (table lamp still on),,, sound of door closing!
A Rahkshi and a Toa are standing on the table in front of the screen.
The Rahkshi glances over at the Toa, and creeps closer.
The Toa don't move. The Rahkshi circles around it. Stops in front of it,,,
Finally, the Toa reacts - slowly turning its eyes towards the Rahkshi.
The Rahkshi gets even more combat ready. Nothing happens.
The Rahkshi lets his parades drop a bit, takes a step closer.
In an instant, the Toa delivers a well-placed kick to the Rahkshi's crotch, which knocks him over.
The Toa laughs exaggeratedly.


5.

Settings:

Again approx. the same one

Story:

The ceiling light goes off (table lamp still on),,, sound of door closing!
A Rahkshi and a Toa begin to approach each other ready for battle.
They repeatedly lunge at each other with their weapons without hitting.
Suddenly the Rahkshi hits so the Toa's mask is ripped off and flies over the edge of the table.
The Rahkshi stiffens, takes on an apologetic attitude towards the groping Toa.
Together they walk towards the edge of the table. The Toa staring blindly ahead.
The Rahkshi Looks Down - The Toa looks down at the Rahkshi's neck 
and unloads it from the table with a kick. Turns around and takes an extra mask, 
that was hidden behind the keyboard, on.


6.



Settings:

Roughly the same.


Story:

The ceiling light goes off (table lamp still on),,, sound of door closing!
On opposite sides of the screen are a Rahkshi and a Toa respectively.
They slowly look at each other - start walking towards each other in best cowboy-duel style.
They only stop when they are "nose to nose". Looking at each other. 
The Rahkshi suddenly grabs the Toa's head in his hands and delivers a big smacking kiss. 
Possibly in old hollywood style with "fallout" and all. With the Toa's arms flailing helplessly.



Additional ideas:


Strip, best Chippendale style - throw the parts. Finally only feet left,,

Two Rahkshi in a windowsill (the window is open) "come to life" at the sound of voices from the street 
(you can hear that there is a distance down) - looking at each other  
-starts pushing a potted plant out the window.

A Toa/Rahkshi squashes a fly when it becomes too troublesome. 
- may come to smash something else in the attempt.

The radio plays a national anthem,, A Rahkshi and a Toa stand tall side by side (possibly with salute),
and looking ahead - but they stand thus the Rahkshi quickly swings his weapon to the side and back,
and hits the Toa in the mask, sending it backwards to the floor.

The radio plays heavy - change the channel to Disco and start dancing in the best John Travolta style
(variation river dance)

A Toa begins to stand uneasily, gets to his feet - spots a coffee cup.
Marks the coffee - sits on the edge of the cup and sticks his feet in the coffee with a "contented sigh"

A toa finds a battery,,, gets an idea,, disappears from the picture
- Comes riding aibo back into the picture in rodeo style.

A Rahkshi goes into a coughing fit,, clearly coughing something up,, looks around desperately
-runs to the coffee cup and spits, straightens up with relief and wipes his mouth.

A Rahkshi gets ready as if for a date,, (uses, among other things, a deo left on the table)
Goes to the keyboard and logs into a porn site.

Matau stands on the screen next to Rahkshi. Matau aggres knowingly, 
clearly explains something. Matau stands up spreading his wings,
and throws himself -crashes into the keyboard.

A Rahkshi finds a can of spray paint on the table. 
Paints a mustache on a poster with a delicious herring.

Desk with Matrix poster in the background. Possibly with one sleeping in front of the screen.
A Rahkshi goes into the DOS and writes the familiar lines on the screen from the Matrix.

3 Rahkshier stands and headbangs on a coffee table etc.,,, one slips away.
Turns on Sound and Music on the TV.

A Rahkshi looking in love on a postcard (w/back to camera) 
Footsteps are heard. The Rahkshi rushes to his seat, 
and thereby reveals to the camera that there is a picture of one of the Power Puff girls on the card.


A Rhakshi or Toa has entered the washing machine,, banging and struggling to get out,, 
- the machine starts,,

A Toa and a Rahkshi fight each other,, circle each other,, do several lunges.
The Toa lunges at the Rahkshi and decapitates,, The Toa freezes,, 
-takes to the mouth. Vender leans against the screen with one hand and vomits.

The radio starts an Elvis song - a Toa grabs a pen and uses it as a microphone. 
-Starts a complete Elvis impression.

A Rahkshi and a Toa stand still in their typical cool poses. The Toa straightens up,, 
- poses in a very feminine pose, and tails with swaying hips across the frame.
The Rahkshi follows it with its head/eyes. Shaking his head as the Toa is out of frame, 
and stands again in his starting pose.


Wakama surfs down a breast and further down a naked female body. 
Before he reaches "Vegas" we cut to the desk. Wakama and a Rahkshi are on the screen.
The Rahkshi nudges W. to wake him up. After he comes to himself, 
he turns to the Rahkshi and smacks it in the back of the head so it smokes off the screen.


1. Rhaksi and Toa stand bagged on a stack of books next to a monitor.. The Toa is in a hero bag and Rhaksi in a battle bag! 
The door slams and the toy comes to life! In one fell swoop, the rhaksi knocks off the unprepared Toa's head.. head flies into the air
and lands further off the desk! The confused Toa who can't see now staggers off to find his head.. Rhaksi
stands alone and laughs at the Toa's silly gait and confusion! Rhaksi now takes up arms again and goes into an aggressive gait
towards Toa who is rummaging around on the table after his head, Rhaksi aims to give Toa the deathblow! But as Rhaksi must
to strike, Toa hits a button on a table fan which starts! Rhaksi's slowly begins to skate backwards and he
desperately trying to run against the wind.. his legs slide around under him and finally he is thrown back and smashes in
in the monitor! Rhaksi splinters into Lego bricks! Toa, who has just found his head, puts it on and looks to his surprise,
that Rhaksi is eliminated.. he stands a little smart and blurts out "take it!", in a cheesy way as he has no idea what just
has happened!

2. The door slams and a Rhaksi turns on some heavy music! There are 4 Rhaksi in total and headbanger/play air guitar for the music.
Suddenly the music changes to something embarrassing, for example YMCA, it is Toa who has changed the music to annoy.. 3 by Rhaksi
stops firing it off to the music, while the fourth, without stopping, just drives over to the YMCA where in a gay way
stands and swings his hips.. the other 3 Rhaksi turn towards it and look menacing! you think they are going to smash the happy YMCA
Rhaksi, but instead they join the dance together and now all 4 stand and dance in sync!

3. A Toa being chased by a Rhaksi across a kitchen table, he's in a bad mood after apparently fighting the Rhaksi
and got beaten! By accident, Toa hits a stove just before one of the hotplates starts! Rhaksi is unaware as he runs over
over the heated hot plate.. his feet start to melt and his gets stuck! Toa turns off the hob, goes into a smart ass
walk over to Rhaksi who is stuck helplessly.. Toa laughs at Rhaksi and starts hitting him like he was a floor mounted boxing ball!