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align:start position:0% down sir weapons are not allowed in this 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:38.550 align:start position:0% down sir weapons are not allowed in this office 00:10:38.550 --> 00:10:38.560 align:start position:0% office 00:10:38.560 --> 00:10:40.310 align:start position:0% office and<00:10:38.640> how'd<00:10:38.880> you<00:10:39.120> sneak<00:10:39.440> him<00:10:39.760> sweet<00:10:40.079> ass 00:10:40.310 --> 00:10:40.320 align:start position:0% and how'd you sneak him sweet ass 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:42.630 align:start position:0% and how'd you sneak him sweet ass sweater<00:10:40.720> cannons<00:10:41.200> in<00:10:41.360> here<00:10:41.680> sugar 00:10:42.630 --> 00:10:42.640 align:start position:0% sweater cannons in here sugar 00:10:42.640 --> 00:10:44.790 align:start position:0% sweater cannons in here sugar mr<00:10:43.040> lardy<00:10:43.519> i'm<00:10:43.760> going<00:10:44.000> to<00:10:44.079> have<00:10:44.240> to<00:10:44.399> interrupt 00:10:44.790 --> 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align:start position:0% mary is trying to turn game of vision into<00:19:54.000> a<00:19:54.080> communist<00:19:54.559> cult<00:19:54.880> modeled<00:19:55.200> after<00:19:55.440> the 00:19:55.510 --> 00:19:55.520 align:start position:0% into a communist cult modeled after the 00:19:55.520 --> 00:19:57.510 align:start position:0% into a communist cult modeled after the female<00:19:55.919> reproductive<00:19:56.480> system<00:19:56.880> sorry<00:19:57.120> mary 00:19:57.510 --> 00:19:57.520 align:start position:0% female reproductive system sorry mary 00:19:57.520 --> 00:19:59.990 align:start position:0% female reproductive system sorry mary what<00:19:58.000> dave<00:19:58.480> i<00:19:58.640> missed<00:19:58.880> your<00:19:59.039> honesty<00:19:59.600> and<00:19:59.840> your 00:19:59.990 --> 00:20:00.000 align:start position:0% what dave i missed your honesty and your 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:00.870 align:start position:0% what dave i missed your honesty and your brownies 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