no one might be like freedom
very simple man
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i love you [ __ ]
wait you make how much a week it's not a
big deal dude i make a lot more money
than you life goes on man it's
a big deal to me i work twice as hard as
you while you get
high and pee in my coffee i'm gonna ask
larry for a raise
not now dude nipply bubbly booby time
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that was awesome dave would you help me
ask clarity for a raise dude you got a
raise from kendra and starla and
bonarita
looks like you still have one you know i
have permaboner what it's a real medical
condition my mom told me you're so lucky
man because that sucked
donkey ball what do you mean man we saw
boobs
plural yeah we saw booze but i spent
seven hundred dollars in under a minute
i got five bucks left hey man for five
bucks i'll break dance for you yeah why
not
sorry dave but boobs aren't free you
know that what i'm saying is i'm sick of
spending so much money on them so
get a girlfriend look if you're not
gonna talk sensibly i don't even wanna
discuss it
hey for five bucks dude i better see the
world dave girlfriends let you see their
boobs for free
i've been told dude that's the oldest
lie in the book there's a book
yes jerry it's called the book of lies
the first chapter is if you get a
girlfriend you get to see your boobs for
free
wait you don't oh no dude girlfriends
make you pay an emotional cost you may
not have to fork over money
but you gotta ask them questions like um
how are you
and what you're doing and does this hurt
and did you forget to take your pill
and stuff like that it's horrible i
don't know dave i think it sounds kind
of nice
hi honey i'm home where's my dinner
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you're a monster oh man even my dreams
hate me
of course they do you're a dick and you
should start sucking on the other hand i
am a problem solver and i'm gonna solve
this problem so i'll never have to pay
for boobs again
but i'm gonna need some help
hey jerry a thousand blessings upon your
ass my ass thanks you how is mr laity's
butthole
jerry should know his nose is shoved up
there 24 hours a day yet i still make
more money than him not cool dave but
enough about jerry i'm here for some
medical work of my own
some very sexy medical work specifically
i want a sweet ass set of sweater
puppies
sweater puppies ah you mean brass i
happen to have a top-notch selection
these are very nice breasts no the
collecting is a hobby of mine those are
definitely sweet but i want breast
implants like under my skin what jerry
i'm tired of renting
i am ready to own give me the best boob
job 200 bucks can buy
are those oranges yes let's do this
thing
the bandages must stay on for at least a
week and in that time you must not
squeeze your bosom oranges oh man not
even a little one absolutely not
they will be very tender caress no
fondle wow
what the that was fresh squeezed orange
juice very delicious yes
but please refrain from manhandling
yourself here is your pain medication i
can get refills right i suggest you take
the whole jar
so anything else i need to know don't
get the boobs wet don't feed him after
midnight
don't put him in my own mouth well
that's not gonna happen that will happen
all you need to know is that you are now
the proud owner of the sweetest set of
love balloons in sunnyvale
may i have your telephone number i'm
good thanks dr gupta thanks dr gupta
perhaps it is you we should have given
the breast to jerry
because you already have the vagina good
one doc ow
yes ow yes ow
yes
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as you all know i have an open door
policy
where you can make your requests you got
ten seconds starting now boobies i need
a bigger office no
gay claire i need a new guitar to write
sweet riffs
absolutely not milk toast mr larity i
was wondering if i could talk to you
about getting a raise
time's up but sir i think i deserve it
hey where the hell is dave
he never misses your back-a-thon um he
had his
appendix taken out again
he did that last week so me right here
they had to take the appendix out
through his belly button which
obviously takes more time i'll say no
more
that's how i had to have my baboon heart
implanted
so as to keep my glorious pecs unscarred
check em out if uh dave is not here uh
perhaps i can
bend your ears about a little game that
takes place in the magical realm of
tadonia
you must face up to my genius sooner or
later obviously it will be later
let's see candles check glass of red
wine
check soap opera check boobs oh
double check you left me for that harlot
the day i found out i was pregnant it
was love janet
what else could i do you could have kept
it in your pants you ass
typical man hello oh hey jerry no not
much just you know rodrigo's being a
total dick
no i'm fine all right dude i'm not fine
i'm addicted to painkillers i'm totally
involved in the love lives of imaginary
people my boobs are extremely sore and
i'm very
very emotional you could never
understand me
i hate you must not
touch the boob ow ow yeah ow
yeah ow
what's with the flowers hey buddy you
sounded like you could use a pick-me-up
nice gesture but i'm not a homo i'm just
a regular dude
a regular dude with a big sweet melon
rack
okay i was just trying to be nice well
don't because it's gay
five bucks you can watch me take the
bandages off i don't know man isn't it
sort of weird
me paying my best friend to see his fake
breasts
on the other hand i do love big boobies
let's do it ten bucks now
we have to find a voz for these whoa
what the hell is wrong with me
i'm ready
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okay we're there whoa oh god oh
god it's okay man it's okay buddy
they're so we we can just have them
taken out they're so beautiful
i'm so beautiful i am so beautiful
quick help me put them in my mouth jerry
push my head down so it reaches oh come
on please yes
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nice boobs bro yo can i motorboat him
fair warning chief no means yes thanks
for the heads up dean maybe later 50
bucks oh
maybe you would like to try on a slave
leia costume i could be jabba
and tiffany does a salacious crumb to a
t what the hell
revenge isn't even out yet i told you if
you don't read the bbs then you are not
in the loop fyi it will be retitled
return guagawata looking at they make me
so
hungry ah get up here little guy ow
don't bite
yes sir that tastes like florida
sunshine
whoa i'm so confused what's all the
commotion out here people all the loser
guys here are checking out the new dave
wait don't tell me don't tell me i'll
figure it out got some mine like a
beaver trap
huh you been working out davey no
haircut no penile implant colder
well whatever the hell it is i love it
and i reckon it's time you had your own
big offense but
i requested the bigger office quit your
yapping and bake me a pie
fatty pack up your wizard crap you're in
the copper room yeehaw but sir i just
built a scale model in balsa of tardonia
complete with drawbridge and wishy wheel
who cares dean
choke him no problem dad thanks mr
larity you dude
are awesome don't mention it son hey and
while i'm thinking about it
it's high time you got yourself a raid
what yeah mr larity call me daddy
big daddy everybody else back to work he
gave you
my rage i know he's sweet right such a
sweetheart you stole my rage calm down
dude hey wanna see my boobs again
okay you know the deal dude 15 bucks
one more time dude just give me a 50 and
you can have a nice long peek-a-boobs
we good here you set a long look oh
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tatonia what have they done to you looks
like my magic is stronger than yours
challenge accepted
clutter
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blast it the twins power is too great
is all your nerdy crap out of my office
todd yes i have removed all my
collectibles
yes i'm very busy i thought i could help
you set up your computer
and then we'd go grab some lunch you
know just you me and the ladies
this is getting awkward okay they're
just boobs all right what i know that
sure you do
ah dean you're familiar with manual
labor perhaps you would enjoy working
with me to rebuild
todonia how dare you my beautiful cheese
my broad sword i am being ignored dave
has his new breasts to gain attention
i must do something spectacular to
return all eyes to me
the true genius
so dave i hear you got backstage at van
halen
totally i shotgun beers with michael
anthony and then diamond dave
he gave me his number he totally tried
to chili dog me i was like dude
you [ __ ]
what's her problem she's just jealous
dude why diamond dave might be a rock
star but it's not like you actually want
to hang out with a dude no man she's
just jealous of your bazongas they're
taking you to places that she's never
been able to go claire gets backstage
all the time yeah
wasp and rat not van halen and i'm
pretty sure she has to front load the
bouncer if you know what i mean
yeah huh i do have a pretty sweet rack
attola i should charge you for that but
since i make more money than you
that one's on the house hey but for you
guys a free show is over 10 bucks there
you go
10 bucks oh man you gonna ask me for 10
bucks you 11. whoa what's up
10 bucks don't bleed my pocket straw
good day loose effects i will take a
cape a
pipe and a monocle if you please sir hey
if you buy a top hat or a cummerbund you
get a walking stuff for free
you sold me on top hat ugly you're ugly
with your ugly face and your ugly ugly
small
boobs claire what's the matter
oh i hate my small boots what are you
talking about they're natural and
they're perfect just the way they are
ugh
i'm not gay okay don't try anything just
because i'm vulnerable
what look i'm just trying to reassure
you that your breasts are fine
easy for you to say lesbo with your big
ones
dave got backstage at van halen and then
van halen got backstage a date it's not
all fun having big boobs
you get cat calls your back hurts and
you don't have to flapjack the skeezy
bouncer at the point
i wouldn't know listen i have more
reason to be mad at dave than you do
larry to give him a big new office when
i've been asking for one for months
you know what i'm gonna go talk to dave
right now gay
i hate you small boobs i hate you
good morrow do you david i know you saw
me
i will not be ignored hey black steve
hey yo dave
we need to talk okay i'm listening hey
did you know todd is a dungeon with your
new situation
you're only a man from the waist down
yeah that's not how i see it black steve
i feel like a regular dude just with a
super awesome set of
jugs look man you're a woman from the
waist up
that's incorrect and that's why i think
we should have dinner perhaps a movie
afterwards what it's not
gay if that's what you're worried about
your top half is all warm no way dude
why don't you just ask me to suck your
that's inappropriate telling another man
to suck another man
in a work environment what's going on in
here i knew todd had a dungeon
this ain't over you an appropriate [ __ ]
i was trying to be a gentleman
what was that about i don't know but
it's not gonna end well look it's not my
business what you do to your body
but the way you're conducting yourself
is disrespectful to everybody here
and you stole my office this is
unbelievable so you're jealous too
i am not jealous it surprises me because
your knockers are really big
don't talk about my knockers this is
about you getting special treatment i
cannot believe you
you're jealous of my pert youthful
breasts and disgusted by your own
floppy udders well i don't need to be
stabbed in the back by a lady lover
milch cow
you dave to you too
mary oh that was awesome my first cat
fight yes
ah i just want to punch a wall
even nude i am still practically
invisible clearly stronger measures must
be taken
hey guys i'm a few years behind on my
taxes can you uh
help me out i'll do your taxes and
whatever else you want
he's dead i'll do your taxes aren't you
a doll
oh yeah get it all wet get it all sudden
like everybody likes that's right
thanks sir i really appreciate you
giving me this raise i could really use
the money well i won't give you a lot of
things
son like a condominium in my penis
fyi your raise is coming out of jerry's
paycheck
fine tiffany the answer to all my
problems is in that crate
a creature so cool so unusual
that people will flock to me and demand
to be my friends
behold the mug why
oh come on wait i have an idea
good thing i kept my receipt
me how sir i paid good money for a live
bug y
but you seem to have sold me a dead one
so
sorry they are quite delicate perhaps i
can offer you
another hardier friend we sell three
kinds of affectation animals that ride
on your shoulder
here we have the parrots in the middle
we have ferrets
and over here are the snakes
we only sell constrictors now as we ran
into problems with the venomous shoulder
snakes i shall take them all
just try and ignore me and my menagerie
now
you fools dave do you know anything
about this
that's a paycheck you traded for porn
and weed i know it's a paycheck
what i want to know is why i'm getting
half my salary taken out as a titty tax
oh yeah larrity is taking my raise out
of your paycheck did i forget to mention
that ah
it is time for jerry to look out for
jared what's up
yeah this is out of control dave is mean
and i can see his nipples through his
shirt and he won't have a romantic
dinner with me
even after i asked him yeah wait what
either you do something about dave or
we're out of here
yeah and i deserve a raise fine fine i
get it
dave's milk bags have gone sour leave it
to me
people big t's got this under control
hey david thanks for meeting me in here
uh mr larady my eyes are up here oh
what's that
oh oh right funny you should say that
it's uh it's actually them big juicy
bazoombas of yours that i was wanting to
talk to you about
well they are beautiful but they're also
evil
you might even say they're tearing the
whole dang company apart
that's why i'm sorry to say you got to
take them out boy
what no my boobs are a gift to the world
you'll have to pry them out of my cold
dead mouth you're blind to the trouble
you caused boy
and i'm fixing to open up your eyes
right after i do
this familiars
our mission today is quite simple to
draw attention away from dave
and on to me snakes you shall twine
yourselves about my limbs as if i were a
mighty
jungle boa i hope that your thick
reptile bodies will imply that i am
amply endowed mice pay attention damn it
you are merely food for the snakes now
ferrets when the time is right you
should behave ambitiously and without
predictable routine
thus charming all comers and parrots
it is well known that you have the power
of speech but do not
repeat anything dave says especially if
it's something like
todd likes sex with trolls with trolls
exactly do not say that any final
questions or comments before we proceed
parrots thought i saw a hand there all
right anyone else
ah todd likes sex with trolls now come
my minions
let us make me famous
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what's going on here it's reality check
time day your boobs stole my raise
this is an intervention what
intervention that is so unfair
damn it that's the boobs crying it's not
me i'm not emotional
dave i invited three very special ladies
here
lana anderson dolly parton and miss mock
we're here
because we have very large breasts yes
they're very large you might even say
jugnormus
maybe we should all go talk about this
somewhere else like a bubble bath dave
we're just here to tell you that having
large breasts ain't all mud pie and
chicken dumplings
they're a blessing but they can also be
a burden yeah my back sort of hurts but
i'm telling you it is way worth it for
the sweet solo
session oh i don't mean the kind of
burden that hurts your back
i mean the kind of burden that hurts
your soul you see dave
sometimes people can't see past your
bosoms to who you really are i see how i
really am
honey are you crying because you finally
feel guilty for all the mess caused by
your trouble bubbles no i'm crying
because i love my boobs
so much i don't want to give them
up i am the beastmaster do you see me
now
how do you see me now attack god like
sex with trolls
silence bird go away todd you're
interrupting dave's boob intervention
aha you do see me because you addressed
me by name
success not now todd i'm satisfied with
the sweet nectar of your negative
attention
familiars let us make a dramatic exit
right
todd like sex with trump no not that
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sometimes we got to get dave over to dr
guptas before he wakes up
hold up take that dave what was that for
he knows
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it he is good as new it's good to have
you back david great i'm right back
where i
started no money in my pockets and no
boobs in my hand it's gonna be okay dave
we'll get through this together thanks
jer your gay friendship means
very much to me folks now what dave did
took a lot of bravery that's why i'm
letting him keep his office
and his new race see dave it's gonna
wait how is he brave i only hope that
dolly parton can help him through his
troubled time dive did you make this
whole
mess just cause you wanted a pair of
bosoms that you could hold close and
keep warm yes dolly
that's exactly what i ah sugar pie you
just needed some hugging and a cuddling
i also like sex well i'm not making
promises but i'm not doing anything this
weekend
we don't have to talk i'll just hold you
close and sing to you darling
island's in the stream any song you want
baby doll yes
i'm gonna date with dolly parton later
jerry oh wait what about our gay
friendship
this is not fair ah he has multiple fera
bites two snakes on his legs and he's
morbidly obese well according to my
jeans i'm known as healthy husky thank
you very much
parrot no why do they always go for the
crotch
i hate my small boob