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position:0% fine tiffany the answer to all my 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:12.790 align:start position:0% fine tiffany the answer to all my problems<00:14:11.760> is<00:14:11.920> in<00:14:12.000> that<00:14:12.160> crate 00:14:12.790 --> 00:14:12.800 align:start position:0% problems is in that crate 00:14:12.800 --> 00:14:16.790 align:start position:0% problems is in that crate a<00:14:12.959> creature<00:14:13.519> so<00:14:13.920> cool<00:14:14.800> so<00:14:15.480> unusual 00:14:16.790 --> 00:14:16.800 align:start position:0% a creature so cool so unusual 00:14:16.800 --> 00:14:19.269 align:start position:0% a creature so cool so unusual that<00:14:17.120> people<00:14:17.440> will<00:14:17.680> flock<00:14:18.160> to<00:14:18.320> me<00:14:18.560> and<00:14:18.720> demand 00:14:19.269 --> 00:14:19.279 align:start position:0% that people will flock to me and demand 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:20.629 align:start position:0% that people will flock to me and demand to<00:14:19.440> 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sell constrictors now as we ran 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:08.230 align:start position:0% we only sell constrictors now as we ran into<00:15:06.320> problems<00:15:06.880> with<00:15:07.120> the<00:15:07.279> venomous<00:15:07.839> shoulder 00:15:08.230 --> 00:15:08.240 align:start position:0% into problems with the venomous shoulder 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:10.470 align:start position:0% into problems with the venomous shoulder snakes<00:15:08.800> i<00:15:08.959> shall<00:15:09.199> take<00:15:09.440> them<00:15:09.680> all 00:15:10.470 --> 00:15:10.480 align:start position:0% snakes i shall take them all 00:15:10.480 --> 00:15:13.030 align:start position:0% snakes i shall take them all just<00:15:10.800> try<00:15:11.199> and<00:15:11.360> ignore<00:15:11.760> me<00:15:11.920> and<00:15:12.079> my<00:15:12.240> menagerie 00:15:13.030 --> 00:15:13.040 align:start position:0% just try and ignore me and my menagerie 00:15:13.040 --> 00:15:13.670 align:start position:0% just try and ignore me 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up here oh 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:13.910 align:start position:0% uh mr larady my eyes are up here oh what's<00:16:13.600> that 00:16:13.910 --> 00:16:13.920 align:start position:0% what's that 00:16:13.920 --> 00:16:16.069 align:start position:0% what's that oh<00:16:14.240> oh<00:16:14.480> right<00:16:14.959> funny<00:16:15.199> you<00:16:15.360> should<00:16:15.519> say<00:16:15.759> that 00:16:16.069 --> 00:16:16.079 align:start position:0% oh oh right funny you should say that 00:16:16.079 --> 00:16:18.230 align:start position:0% oh oh right funny you should say that it's<00:16:16.320> uh<00:16:16.800> it's<00:16:17.040> actually<00:16:17.360> them<00:16:17.600> big<00:16:17.839> juicy 00:16:18.230 --> 00:16:18.240 align:start position:0% it's uh it's actually them big juicy 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:19.990 align:start position:0% it's uh it's actually them big juicy bazoombas<00:16:18.880> of<00:16:18.959> yours<00:16:19.199> that<00:16:19.360> i<00:16:19.440> was<00:16:19.600> 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