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position:0% all right people let's do it go go go dave 00:14:36.550 --> 00:14:36.560 align:start position:0% dave 00:14:36.560 --> 00:14:41.990 align:start position:0% dave this<00:14:36.800> is<00:14:36.880> a<00:14:37.040> toilet 00:14:41.990 --> 00:14:42.000 align:start position:0% 00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:45.030 align:start position:0% what<00:14:43.600> this<00:14:42.839> is<00:14:43.920> an<00:14:44.160> awesome<00:14:44.560> adventure 00:14:45.030 --> 00:14:45.040 align:start position:0% what this is an awesome adventure 00:14:45.040 --> 00:14:47.350 align:start position:0% what this is an awesome adventure congratulations<00:14:46.079> dave<00:14:46.399> you<00:14:46.480> just<00:14:46.720> got<00:14:46.880> us<00:14:47.120> all 00:14:47.350 --> 00:14:47.360 align:start position:0% congratulations dave you just got us all 00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:49.430 align:start position:0% congratulations dave you just got us all trapped<00:14:47.760> in<00:14:47.920> a<00:14:48.079> 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