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align:start position:0% okay mr larity i see your million 00:13:18.079 --> 00:13:19.990 align:start position:0% okay mr larity i see your million dollars<00:13:18.480> and<00:13:18.560> i'll<00:13:18.800> raise<00:13:19.040> you<00:13:19.200> the<00:13:19.360> shroud<00:13:19.839> of 00:13:19.990 --> 00:13:20.000 align:start position:0% dollars and i'll raise you the shroud of 00:13:20.000 --> 00:13:21.110 align:start position:0% dollars and i'll raise you the shroud of turin 00:13:21.110 --> 00:13:21.120 align:start position:0% turin 00:13:21.120 --> 00:13:23.590 align:start position:0% turin i'd<00:13:21.279> like<00:13:21.519> to<00:13:21.680> win<00:13:22.000> that<00:13:22.240> shroud<00:13:22.880> but<00:13:23.040> i<00:13:23.120> got<00:13:23.360> no 00:13:23.590 --> 00:13:23.600 align:start position:0% i'd like to win that shroud but i got no 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:25.509 align:start position:0% i'd like to win that shroud but i got no assets<00:13:24.079> left<00:13:24.320> 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align:start position:0% hole and watch a real man play now what you<00:13:37.680> got 00:13:38.310 --> 00:13:38.320 align:start position:0% you got 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:41.189 align:start position:0% you got i<00:13:38.480> got<00:13:38.720> three<00:13:39.199> twos<00:13:39.680> that<00:13:40.000> homemade<00:13:40.720> and<00:13:40.880> a 00:13:41.189 --> 00:13:41.199 align:start position:0% i got three twos that homemade and a 00:13:41.199 --> 00:13:42.629 align:start position:0% i got three twos that homemade and a blue<00:13:41.600> uno<00:13:42.000> reverse 00:13:42.629 --> 00:13:42.639 align:start position:0% blue uno reverse 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:48.710 align:start position:0% blue uno reverse dang<00:13:42.959> it<00:13:43.279> neat<00:13:44.079> i<00:13:44.240> own<00:13:44.480> my<00:13:45.040> game<00:13:46.839> company 00:13:48.710 --> 00:13:48.720 align:start position:0% dang it neat i own my game company 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:50.949 align:start position:0% dang it 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align:start position:0% instead i got shot i'm selling off this 00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:20.470 align:start position:0% instead i got shot i'm selling off this stupid<00:17:19.120> company<00:17:19.520> before<00:17:19.760> i<00:17:19.919> regret<00:17:20.240> it 00:17:20.470 --> 00:17:20.480 align:start position:0% stupid company before i regret it 00:17:20.480 --> 00:17:22.309 align:start position:0% stupid company before i regret it anymore<00:17:20.959> what<00:17:21.120> will<00:17:21.280> happen<00:17:21.600> to<00:17:21.760> benny<00:17:22.160> if 00:17:22.309 --> 00:17:22.319 align:start position:0% anymore what will happen to benny if 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:23.270 align:start position:0% anymore what will happen to benny if company<00:17:22.720> is<00:17:22.880> sold 00:17:23.270 --> 00:17:23.280 align:start position:0% company is sold 00:17:23.280 --> 00:17:24.630 align:start position:0% company is sold don't<00:17:23.439> worry<00:17:23.679> dude<00:17:23.919> 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