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align:start position:0% i've been listening to subliminal nazi messages 00:12:58.150 --> 00:12:58.160 align:start position:0% messages 00:12:58.160 --> 00:13:01.750 align:start position:0% messages oh<00:12:58.560> god<00:12:59.200> that<00:12:59.440> explains<00:13:00.000> so<00:13:00.240> much<00:13:00.959> oh<00:13:01.200> man<00:13:01.440> i<00:13:01.600> am 00:13:01.750 --> 00:13:01.760 align:start position:0% oh god that explains so much oh man i am 00:13:01.760 --> 00:13:03.190 align:start position:0% oh god that explains so much oh man i am so<00:13:01.920> glad<00:13:02.160> we<00:13:02.320> busted<00:13:02.720> out<00:13:02.800> of<00:13:02.880> there<00:13:03.040> hey 00:13:03.190 --> 00:13:03.200 align:start position:0% so glad we busted out of there hey 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:04.949 align:start position:0% so glad we busted out of there hey what's<00:13:03.440> that<00:13:03.600> probably<00:13:03.920> a<00:13:04.079> safe<00:13:04.240> full<00:13:04.480> of<00:13:04.560> 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