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i 00:13:35.030 --> 00:13:35.040 align:start position:0% todd why are you peeing sitting down i 00:13:35.040 --> 00:13:35.750 align:start position:0% todd why are you peeing sitting down i mean<00:13:35.279> i<00:13:35.440> do 00:13:35.750 --> 00:13:35.760 align:start position:0% mean i do 00:13:35.760 --> 00:13:38.870 align:start position:0% mean i do um<00:13:36.320> no<00:13:36.959> just<00:13:37.360> uh<00:13:37.839> touching<00:13:38.320> myself 00:13:38.870 --> 00:13:38.880 align:start position:0% um no just uh touching myself 00:13:38.880 --> 00:13:41.590 align:start position:0% um no just uh touching myself cool<00:13:39.600> you<00:13:39.760> have<00:13:40.000> a<00:13:40.320> tampon<00:13:40.800> wrapper<00:13:41.199> stuck<00:13:41.440> to 00:13:41.590 --> 00:13:41.600 align:start position:0% cool you have a tampon wrapper stuck to 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:42.230 align:start position:0% cool you have a tampon wrapper stuck to your<00:13:41.760> shoe 00:13:42.230 --> 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align:start position:0% todd no one likes a liar right mitch what 00:15:33.509 --> 00:15:33.519 align:start position:0% what 00:15:33.519 --> 00:15:35.430 align:start position:0% what okay<00:15:34.160> why<00:15:34.320> are<00:15:34.399> you<00:15:34.560> defending<00:15:34.959> him<00:15:35.120> i'm<00:15:35.279> just 00:15:35.430 --> 00:15:35.440 align:start position:0% okay why are you defending him i'm just 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:37.189 align:start position:0% okay why are you defending him i'm just happy<00:15:35.759> for<00:15:35.920> mitch<00:15:36.240> that's<00:15:36.480> all<00:15:36.720> but<00:15:36.880> lairdy 00:15:37.189 --> 00:15:37.199 align:start position:0% happy for mitch that's all but lairdy 00:15:37.199 --> 00:15:39.030 align:start position:0% happy for mitch that's all but lairdy took<00:15:37.360> my<00:15:37.519> game<00:15:37.680> away<00:15:38.000> mary's<00:15:38.480> game 00:15:39.030 --> 00:15:39.040 align:start position:0% took my game away mary's game 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position:0% so we got to do something yes we must 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:23.269 align:start position:0% so we got to do something yes we must you<00:16:21.680> and<00:16:21.839> i<00:16:22.079> are<00:16:22.160> like<00:16:22.399> the<00:16:22.560> cobra<00:16:23.040> and<00:16:23.199> the 00:16:23.269 --> 00:16:23.279 align:start position:0% you and i are like the cobra and the 00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:24.069 align:start position:0% you and i are like the cobra and the mongoose 00:16:24.069 --> 00:16:24.079 align:start position:0% mongoose 00:16:24.079 --> 00:16:26.389 align:start position:0% mongoose bitter<00:16:24.480> adversaries<00:16:25.440> joining<00:16:25.920> forces<00:16:26.240> that's 00:16:26.389 --> 00:16:26.399 align:start position:0% bitter adversaries joining forces that's 00:16:26.399 --> 00:16:28.310 align:start position:0% bitter adversaries joining forces that's the<00:16:26.480> ricky<00:16:26.800> ticky<00:16:27.199> tabby<00:16:27.519> crap<00:16:27.839> 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fine it is time for the unholy union handshake<00:16:35.839> we're<00:16:36.000> gonna<00:16:36.160> need<00:16:36.320> a<00:16:36.480> step<00:16:36.800> ladder 00:16:37.110 --> 00:16:37.120 align:start position:0% handshake we're gonna need a step ladder 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:38.629 align:start position:0% handshake we're gonna need a step ladder and<00:16:37.279> some<00:16:37.519> ketchup<00:16:37.920> how<00:16:38.079> about<00:16:38.240> we<00:16:38.399> just<00:16:38.560> get 00:16:38.629 --> 00:16:38.639 align:start position:0% and some ketchup how about we just get 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:40.550 align:start position:0% and some ketchup how about we just get some<00:16:38.800> dirt<00:16:39.040> on<00:16:39.199> mitch<00:16:39.519> and<00:16:39.680> use<00:16:39.920> it<00:16:40.000> to<00:16:40.160> destroy 00:16:40.550 --> 00:16:40.560 align:start position:0% some dirt on mitch and use it to destroy 00:16:40.560 --> 00:16:42.710 align:start position:0% some dirt on mitch and 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position:0% mary 00:17:34.160 --> 00:17:37.750 align:start position:0% mary you<00:17:34.320> mean<00:17:34.640> mitch<00:17:35.039> oh<00:17:35.280> do<00:17:35.520> i<00:17:35.840> or<00:17:36.080> do<00:17:36.320> i<00:17:36.559> not<00:17:37.039> or<00:17:37.360> do 00:17:37.750 --> 00:17:37.760 align:start position:0% you mean mitch oh do i or do i not or do 00:17:37.760 --> 00:17:41.029 align:start position:0% you mean mitch oh do i or do i not or do i<00:17:38.160> don't<00:17:38.720> not<00:17:39.360> not<00:17:39.760> are<00:17:39.840> you<00:17:40.080> high<00:17:40.720> no 00:17:41.029 --> 00:17:41.039 align:start position:0% i don't not not are you high no 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:43.190 align:start position:0% i don't not not are you high no well<00:17:41.360> yes<00:17:41.760> but<00:17:42.160> i'm<00:17:42.320> not<00:17:42.480> the<00:17:42.559> one<00:17:42.799> on<00:17:42.880> trial 00:17:43.190 --> 00:17:43.200 align:start position:0% well yes but i'm not the one on 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mary i've already made 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:02.870 align:start position:0% flattering sorry mary i've already made an 00:18:02.870 --> 00:18:02.880 align:start position:0% an 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:05.830 align:start position:0% an unholy<00:18:03.520> union<00:18:03.919> with<00:18:04.160> todd<00:18:04.640> and<00:18:05.280> i'm<00:18:05.440> not<00:18:05.600> one 00:18:05.830 --> 00:18:05.840 align:start position:0% unholy union with todd and i'm not one 00:18:05.840 --> 00:18:07.510 align:start position:0% unholy union with todd and i'm not one to<00:18:06.000> break<00:18:06.240> mine<00:18:06.400> i<00:18:06.480> give<00:18:06.640> you<00:18:06.799> 22 00:18:07.510 --> 00:18:07.520 align:start position:0% to break mine i give you 22 00:18:07.520 --> 00:18:09.490 align:start position:0% to break mine i give you 22 and<00:18:07.679> a<00:18:07.760> new<00:18:07.919> chapstick<00:18:08.400> deal 00:18:09.490 --> 00:18:09.500 align:start position:0% and a new chapstick deal 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