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oh
a big
yesterday i felt like kissing your face
but i punched it instead
dave i think we did it dude i know we
did it i mean it this game is awesome
awesome ninja pirate robots is the best
thing we've ever done
it is gonna be mega tits huge yeah
it's a shame we're not gonna see any of
that money lairdy is gonna get rich off
of this game which leads me to my next
point
screw larity i say we leave game of
vision form our own company
and as an added bonus release the game
ourselves
you're gonna start laughing soon right
let me know you're kidding
right dave i already found an investor
for our startup cost guess what pal we
move into our new offices
this afternoon what no we can't leave
we've got security here and mediocre
insurance
what if i need to get something lanced
not to mention that this game
technically belongs to lairdy since we
created it while we were working for him
if he finds out he'll kill us with a gun
jerry is crap house crazy he snacks on
venison pops he might kill us one day
for taking the last diet soda or passing
out flyers for a rager at his house
i don't know that was you do you really
have to ask the point my friend is that
you have quite
literally been living in the past the
future
is stoner vision stoner vision
people are gonna think we're dealing
dave that's phase two compadre
well i will say this i haven't seen you
put this much work into anything since
you turned your computer into a bomb
well that's how much i believe in you
and a ninja pirate robots ninja robot
pirates
better my way but let's stay focused
here what do you say uh i don't know man
homo uh excuse me i said homer it's just
that we have good jobs i don't really
want to leave
ring ring hello opportunity who are you
looking for
jerry hmm he was here a second ago but
it seemed like he's been replaced by a
big fat [ __ ]
no you don't want to leave a message oh
you're never going to call him again
hmm what are you wearing oh opportunity
you are a dirty girl
all right let's do it yes well the first
thing we need to do is write a proper
letter of resignation we need to leave
here without burning any bridges
dave
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okay two words first word sounds like
you i got it you are a douchebag and we
quit
exactly dave video charades is a
brilliant idea for a game
put it into production immediately no
you are the douchebag
and we quit i already guessed your
dadgum charade
no you don't get it larry fine fine both
y'all can have a raise
i realize you're worth a lot more than
i'm paying you whoa dave wait maybe we
should reconsider this
reconsider what you two sissies yapping
about mr larady give us a second
dave we don't have to do this
dude we quit did you say you're quitting
nobody quits boy
and nobody sets my desk on fire but me
jerry today we pay this place back for
all the crap we had to deal with
for tomorrow we shall be kings come with
me to the land of freedom
a land filled with handies cash and
water coolers
filled with schnapps i've really enjoyed
working here and you've been a real
mentor
hey gummy i gotta blow off some steam
i hunted you once kyoko now i'm gonna
hunt you again
hey mr larry you want to see me oh hell
yeah
die whitey hey yo bullets
two layers of chocolate bars sprinkle
some sour cream and onion potato chips
can't reach swiss rolls sorry about that
man
it's been really cool working with you
you got to get in the spirit here
this is your chance to do whatever
messed up thing you've ever dreamt of
doing to these people
let's do it oh my gosh dave you're right
i have an idea
mary hey i just wanted to let you know i
think you're very pretty and extremely
intelligent and i don't know what you're
doing this weekend but if you wanted and
i wanted
maybe you and me could go out for ice
creamer
or miniature golf what i'm trying to say
is mary would you like to watch a sunset
with me
so what do you say do we give it a go oh
yeah you're on
crack
i've been waiting to do this a long time
dude you know nothing about video games
and you're half a [ __ ]
now prepare to have your ass kicked
while i make the sounds of an angry
asian man
it's all right girls you can go back to
sleep now
oh so i guess you heard we're leaving
maybe we could brunch
sometime i'll just take dave
who wants my computer here you go ew
it's all sticky who wants my tape
collection you know you can take that
with you dave no way man
i'm buying all new stuff with my new
money i called dibs on the miami sound
machine they're all yours dude because
we're out of here
stoner vision here we come you're sure
there's no way we're ever coming back
here right
not a chance then suck eggs losers
sorry was that too harsh dave
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okay well it looks like we only need to
sell
10 of our game stock to pay off your
investor it was such a great idea to
work in this old garage dave we were
saving
so much money maybe this really was the
right decision saving money
savings for suckers and old people dude
this little garage is connected to a
kick-ass house i rented we're just
working out here because there's no room
inside
what follow me dude follow me to the
promised land
oh and i hope you're not allergic to
heaven
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oh my god here we have the zebra room
dave the arcade room
yeah cousin pac-man by the way this of
course is
nolan bush now what hey man you must be
jerry i'm nolan you want to play some
atari later no thanks i'm good
what a jerk stay cool always hey you
should play atari with nolan he's
costing me like a grand a day
a grand a day you have to play with him
for at least two hours a day to make it
cost effective oh is that all it's not
my rules it's math
let us continue with le tour putting
green
check underwater room cafeteria
uh can i have three cheeseburgers a
birthday cake ooh
and a french dip sandwich that sounds
delightful right away
mr dave over here private zoo
what the hell did you do you spent all
the money we had i spent way more than
that dude
oh my god you got to spend big to win
big dude ninja pirate robots will pay
for this house 10
times over if the game makes 30 million
dollars
and 8 cents oh my god whoa watch it
jerry
don't worry buddy it's not a mistake
you'll make twice trust me now quit
scooting around i want to show you the
company jet copter did i mention it's
invisible
it cost a load but i think it's worth it
because it's invisible
kill me please god let this gorilla kill
me right now
that will probably be arranged and who
the hell is this jerry this is tony
dakota our chief investor oh sorry mr
dakota
a real pleasure to meet you thanks for
the vote of confidence this
ain't a vote of confidence jerry this is
my money i'll be talking to you boys
soon
oh geez dave that's our investor awesome
right dude he's got a gun
and he let me feel it he put it right on
my temple
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dave and jerry are gone that's a good
thing those two sons of [ __ ] are like
a petal stain on this
company and i don't like the way you
ladies wipe your unmentionables after
you make a number one
yeah we too must wipe away the residue
left by jerry and dan
that's why i'm happy to introduce to you
our new team
of mike and sean hey everybody thanks mr
larity
uh let me start off by saying what a
thrill it is to be part of such an
innovative company here here sean
and may i add we're tickled pink to have
the opportunity to brainstorm
with so many bright talented people i
just hope we can keep it up
fingers crossed do they expect us to buy
this crap todd
i hope this doesn't embarrass you but
i'm a huge fan
of your game nacho time you have won my
respect always good to meet
a fan and mary at the risk of getting on
mr larady's bad side
i think you're an under utilized
resource you're nothing short of a
genius and
may i say you're a beautiful genius
we also baked everyone cookies don't
worry black steve
we made some lactose free we know how
darry upsets your belly
yeah i think he likes it oh we ate up
four good minutes here
yeah we better work late tonight
no one else leaves until they do
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well uh ninja robot pirates shipped out
yesterday yeah you told me that already
oh yeah
well we probably won't know the numbers
for a little while will we probably not
we could brainstorm some new ideas
sure you start okay so how about
a game about space
lame all right okay um
what about motorcycles not rad enough
what about food not hating it i like
food
you know who else likes food the gang at
game of vision yeah they love food we
should go see them
and talk to them about food yes
great idea mary it really makes the game
i can't believe how many games you have
in production right now gee
thanks i uh are you sure you like this
color mary because we want
you to love it hey everybody ugh look
who's back hey mary uh just wanted to
say hi
hey you must be the guys who used to
work here you guys must be the guys who
like to sit where i tug my rug
great meeting you but we better get back
to work if i could
only cough the word douchebag well well
well
if it isn't the two hot shot video game
tycoons
yes yes we are rarity todd good to see
you just wanted to stop in and say hi to
the old gang i hear your game debuted
today fellas
and based on what i hear that thing's
moving like a turd after i eat an entire
block of romano
cheese which is to say not at all
i'm saying you bankrupt oh no is it dave
or is it possible i've been bribing
benny here with quaaludes and chewing
tobacco to go through your trash on a
daily basis
and if that's possible it just might be
possible i called some of my friends
to make sure your little stoner vision
venture was doa
that stands for dead on your asses
fellas steve
dude we are so screwed oh this is the
second greatest day of my life
the first greatest day being the day my
father died wow
what it allowed me and mother to finally
be alone
nothing wrong with that boo keep your
eye on that fella now if you boys will
excuse me
i gotta go alphabetize my monkey skulls
bankrupt oh god dude do not sweat it ow
what the [ __ ]
jerry well i'm very much sweating it
we've got to find a way to make some of
that money back think what about larity
maybe if we got our old jobs back snap
out of ow
touche look jerry larry's never gonna
give us our jobs back not after what we
did
he already replaced us and did you see
the wad on that guy dude he had a python
down there i don't know he couldn't like
shawn and mike as much as he likes us
are you two fans of mozart i actually
prefer beethoven give them as a
beethoven and class it up by
10 well i just wanted to let you know
it's been a pleasure having you two as
part of the team
you guys are the best employees we've
ever had a game of vision if there's
anything
at all i can do for you i just let me
know actually sir
there is we're going to need some
information sir we're federal agents hey
dumb it you sons of [ __ ]
i knew there was something rotten about
the two of you now is this about that
illegal elephant
no well played a little closer to the
best big t is this about that psychic
hotline scam
the accident shampoo factory the white
slavery ring
a three mile long the wombat mill
torture academy
getting them eagles drunk i did not know
they were cooking meth in the back of
that bondage club
stop it you're under arrest for tax
evasion talk about dodging bullets we're
ready to strike a deal
perfect what do you need your company
your house and all your money unless
there's something else you think we'd
like better
blame me some queens so as i can think
had a blast guys later nolan bushnell
what about bellico vision i heard their
admin just left to go follow flock of
seagulls jerry we're not going to blinko
vision dude we're going to leave the
country for a while
going to need this duct tape and this
handgun how could we have been so stupid
cans of soup coupons for pizza time when
is mr dakota gonna get here
now hello gentlemen how are you doing
this fine day tony everything's going
really cool hey buddy can i get you
something
maybe like an apple pie or a giant bean
bag chair shaped like tits no thank you
david i would just like to get my money
and be on my way about that there's been
just a little
glitch in the money your name david dude
no
no why are you talking if i wanted to
hear
from you i would have spoken to you do
you understand
why you always do that it's not my fault
my bladder is easily intimidated now
david
why don't you just hand me my 300 000
and i will be on my way here's the deal
ow
what the [ __ ] listen man there's a
slight problem tony with
ow why does everybody keep slapping me
because you're a douchebag look dude we
don't have your money i see
i see where you're going to have to
rectify the situation in let's say
24 hours we could probably swing it if
you let us roll it in with our student
loans and i could probably
cut off your heads and bring them to
your mothers so they can kiss their
baby's asses
okay how are you gonna make our mothers
kiss our own asses if you bring them our
heads
you have 24 hours 24 hours sounds very
fair
thank you david until we meet again what
the hell steve
when you made some calls to find our
investor i didn't really call
anybody i just asked my buddy jamie if
he knew anybody with big money the pot
dealer
jamie uh-huh and the guy he knows with
big money is probably his drug
connection wow you are really putting
the pieces together magnum piano so what
you're saying is that we borrowed three
hundred thousand and twelve dollars from
a drug lord i don't think he's really a
lord maybe a prince or a sultan dave
even when we sell everything that's left
here we're still in the hawk like
oh god dude we'll figure it out this is
america there's got to be like a million
ways to make money in 24 hours
and if not i hear the afterlife is
pretty sweet
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you don't feel so good dave get back in
there dude we're up 200
we only have a few more gallons to go
that's a wall dude the door is over
there
strike two bro that's that's a window
still the wall dude that's weird dude
your face is cut but you're not bleeding
dude dude okay dude we put every cent of
our savings you don't have any savings
we put every cent of your savings on
daddy's little [ __ ] to show that's 20
000
and the odds are seven to nine man is
that good yeah i have no idea payback a
drug lord is off to a fast stop why
didn't you bet on that horse
here comes our horse and bringing up the
rear is daddy's little hall
don't worry folks that horse will be
just fine see don't kill him
let him feel the pain you stupid piece
of
horse there's only one thing left to do
get on the ground everybody we're the
secretaries of the united states and
this is a robbery yo you guys nickname
is terrible
just call yourselves the secretary's
estate shut up just put the money in
this bag and no one will get hurt
correction even if you give us your
money we will shoot you in the face
that's how crazy we are look at me i'm
alexander hague [ __ ]
you're all safe he doesn't mean that
these guns are made of licorice shut up
jerry
you dave my name is henry kissinger oh
yeah well you look like your name is joe
i'm screwing everything up because i'm a
huge [ __ ] freeze
f b i you're under arrest you feel the
degenerates
whoa now take off your clothes so i can
scrub you clean with my tongue
like a cat okay dave on the count of
three hey stop him before he gets away
you're right mr secretary hold it right
there bad dude
you wanna dance nancy let's dance
mr larady i know this might seem like
we're groveling but let me say this
i know that we set your desk on fire no
you set his desk on fire you let me
finish
okay i set your desk on fire but maybe
you taught us to be this way
hard-edged cutthroat businessman maybe
we were just trying to make you proud
i mean wouldn't you have been ashamed of
me if i hadn't set your desk on fire
well dave you do have a valid point
there so what's all this about between
business we need to borrow a bunch of
money it'd be just a drop in the bucket
for such a
successful man as yourself mr larry sir
how much are we talking
[Laughter]
sorry boys i gots my own problems please
mr larry you gotta help us dave got our
company funded by a drug lord and if we
don't get his money back he's gonna do
something bad with our heads and our
asses and moms and something else i
didn't fully understand i'm pretty sure
it's gonna be not good though how did
the doggone minute
did you say he got funded by drug lord
bonafide
and my boys and i are willing to deliver
them right to you
provided of course we forget about that
other little matter the bondage club
meth lab no
the thing you're actually gonna charge
me with the tax evasion thingy
so what do you say boys drugs are bad
drugs are really bad maybe the worst
definitely the worst worse in tax
evasion totally worse than tax evasion
do you think drugs are worse than
genocide oh yeah what about nuclear war
ooh what about aids oh what about rogue
nuclear scientist
with aids raping babies you what are you
doing there kissing my computer
look as representatives of the federal
government there's no question in our
minds that drugs are the worst thing
that's ever happened on planet earth
ever that's a roger shot
and in a big white house on pennsylvania
avenue there's a beautiful lady named
nancy who agrees with us
so we got a deal deal
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david david i presume you're here
because you have my money
actually mr dakota the notorious drug
dealer who has illegal cash and drugs
we do not actually have your money no
you
did it oh yes he did help we need
someone with guns you are all
under arrest i knew this was a set up
that's the way you want to play you no
good sons of [ __ ]
then say hello to my little friend
this is it dude we're finally gonna die
and it's all your fault i love you man
just so you know
i kissed you when you were sleeping one
time but it was just a joke you did what
dave a joke for wow
i just got shot in the ass oh god that
hurts
nice work boys ding take these corpses
over to the usual place sure thing dad
well i guess we both got each other out
of a little jammed i agree and
you know what i'm thinking maybe we
should just let bygones be by guns and
uh you can give us
our jobs back i could probably arrange
that
however we cannot have any bad feelings
over the way y'all left
so if you boys want your jobs back
you're gonna have to
make some amends to the rest of your
code what do you mean make amends
this is cruel and unusual punishment why
did todd have to get kicked out of his
dnd
group really good morrow to the fine
sirs my name
is pardue and i am the traveler of joro
i have wandered a great distance to
trade my potions
for your herbs and coins what say you i
am sandow
bearer of the herb and i am penlock dark
elf come
let there be dancing and merriment
i don't see dancing or merriment can we
get your act together fellas
dad with each other
looks like we got ourselves a cuddle
fest
hey everybody come take a look at the
two dancing fairies