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i love you
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what are you doing my computer is frozen
 

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what are you doing my computer is frozen
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if i hit it in just the right way
 

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if i hit it in just the right way
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it unfreezes oh yeah sorta
 

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it unfreezes oh yeah sorta
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dave we need to finish this game you
 

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dave we need to finish this game you
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know cause we're
 

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know cause we're
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game programmers fine i'll change my
 

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game programmers fine i'll change my
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pants later and when are you gonna get
 

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pants later and when are you gonna get
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this dead donkey out of here he is not
 

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this dead donkey out of here he is not
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is sleeping dude why is there a dead
 

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is sleeping dude why is there a dead
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donkey in our office anyway yeah it's a
 

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donkey in our office anyway yeah it's a
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prank gone horribly wrong
 

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prank gone horribly wrong
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he's still useful though for what let's
 

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he's still useful though for what let's
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just say it gets super chilly in here
 

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just say it gets super chilly in here
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then i just cut him open like a tauntan
 

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then i just cut him open like a tauntan
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and sleep inside oh for warmth
 

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and sleep inside oh for warmth
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what the hell is wrong with you you know
 

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what the hell is wrong with you you know
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jerry all these questions are really
 

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jerry all these questions are really
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distracting me from programming video
 

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distracting me from programming video
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which may i remind you is my job hey
 

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which may i remind you is my job hey
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guys yeah what's the word it's the
 

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guys yeah what's the word it's the
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wizard of oz
 

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hey mr wozniak boss man to you jerry
 

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hey mr wozniak boss man to you jerry
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dave are you sleeping inside a dead
 

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dave are you sleeping inside a dead
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donkey like a tauntaun yeah
 

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donkey like a tauntaun yeah
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i uh i am i dig it hey how's the new
 

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i uh i am i dig it hey how's the new
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game coming good news
 

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game coming good news
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i'm a genius hobo killer guaranteed
 

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i'm a genius hobo killer guaranteed
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wow great job hey guys do the old ceo a
 

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wow great job hey guys do the old ceo a
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favor and round up the troops
 

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favor and round up the troops
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meet me in the break room in 10. i have
 

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meet me in the break room in 10. i have
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a pretty big announcement
 

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a pretty big announcement
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you got it chief
 

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you got it chief
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hey what do you think woz's big
 

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hey what do you think woz's big
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announcement could be i don't know but
 

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announcement could be i don't know but
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it can't be good jerry listen to me
 

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it can't be good jerry listen to me
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your best friend in the world you've got
 

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your best friend in the world you've got
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i'm not sure i can make this that right
 

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i'm not sure i can make this that right
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there is what i mean
 

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there is what i mean
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think positive man okay think positive
 

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think positive man okay think positive
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see you didn't die that was positive
 

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see you didn't die that was positive
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yo black steve meeting in the break room
 

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yo black steve meeting in the break room
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in five buddy you got it hey waz get you
 

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in five buddy you got it hey waz get you
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a new gun
 

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a new gun
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yeah i'm trying to get some inspiration
 

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yeah i'm trying to get some inspiration
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for my new game cracker barrel it's a
 

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for my new game cracker barrel it's a
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game where you shoot crackers in a
 

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game where you shoot crackers in a
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late i'm out of here you know that's
 

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late i'm out of here you know that's
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really weird because he's not even a
 

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really weird because he's not even a
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game programmer he's the accountant
 

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game programmer he's the accountant
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i'm talking about the scientific nacho
 

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i'm talking about the scientific nacho
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the one that has been chemically
 

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the one that has been chemically
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formulated i mother
 

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formulated i mother
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i have to go i have to go now mother ah
 

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i have to go i have to go now mother ah
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what say you good sirs what brings you
 

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what say you good sirs what brings you
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to todd's lair
 

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to todd's lair
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looking for advice from the best
 

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looking for advice from the best
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programmer in the world no i don't like
 

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programmer in the world no i don't like
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asking myself
 

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asking myself
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questions no you see i am the be i see
 

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questions no you see i am the be i see
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clifford were you just talking to your
 

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clifford were you just talking to your
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mom about nacho cheese mother and i
 

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mom about nacho cheese mother and i
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share many passions
 

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share many passions
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one of which happens to be our
 

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one of which happens to be our
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passion for nachos the other my
 

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passion for nachos the other my
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passion for her wow that is really
 

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passion for her wow that is really
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creepy todd when we find out how many
 

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creepy todd when we find out how many
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people are buried in your basement are
 

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people are buried in your basement are
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we gonna be more shocked or more
 

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we gonna be more shocked or more
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disappointed by the number what are you
 

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disappointed by the number what are you
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a-holes what waz wants to meet with us
 

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a-holes what waz wants to meet with us
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all in the break room
 

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all in the break room
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he has some kind of big announcement
 

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he has some kind of big announcement
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fair enough i shall grace you with my
 

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fair enough i shall grace you with my
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but till then i say to leave be gone
 

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but till then i say to leave be gone
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okay todd i said be gone back
 

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okay todd i said be gone back
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hey mary meeting in the break room dave
 

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hey mary meeting in the break room dave
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this is the women's spa
 

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this is the women's spa
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what ain't looking but i am taking
 

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what ain't looking but i am taking
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pictures hey mary
 

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pictures hey mary
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how's that game you're working on going
 

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how's that game you're working on going
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great i think red rhonda is really going
 

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great i think red rhonda is really going
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to teach girls about their periods
 

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to teach girls about their periods
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and be action-packed so boys will want
 

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and be action-packed so boys will want
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to play too that is totally cool
 

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to play too that is totally cool
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dude you are never going to bone her
 

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dude you are never going to bone her
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dave mary tell him you're unbonable the
 

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dave mary tell him you're unbonable the
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door is locked
 

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out wait but maybe the back door isn't
 

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out wait but maybe the back door isn't
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knock knock who's there is there a
 

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knock knock who's there is there a
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dave what the hell are you doing well
 

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dave what the hell are you doing well
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mary if you must know
 

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mary if you must know
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woz said i could put a urinal next to
 

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woz said i could put a urinal next to
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the microwave why so i can make sure
 

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the microwave why so i can make sure
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that my frozen burrito doesn't get
 

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that my frozen burrito doesn't get
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overcooked but where are the pipes
 

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overcooked but where are the pipes
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what pipes well hmm perfect every time
 

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what pipes well hmm perfect every time
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hey everybody good times people promise
 

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hey everybody good times people promise
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thanks dave dave would you mind wearing
 

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thanks dave dave would you mind wearing
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pants for this meeting you got it chief
 

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pants for this meeting you got it chief
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and i'm sorry to you mary because the
 

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and i'm sorry to you mary because the
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free show is over you guys all
 

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free show is over you guys all
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rule hell you were what i do that's why
 

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rule hell you were what i do that's why
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i'm gonna miss you all
 

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i'm gonna miss you all
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so much after i sell this company what
 

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so much after i sell this company what
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you're kidding right
 

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you're kidding right
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that i feel you dave but you know to
 

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that i feel you dave but you know to
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everything
 

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everything
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turn turn turn i think we build a great
 

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turn turn turn i think we build a great
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community here at game of vision and i
 

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community here at game of vision and i
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know you guys are going to keep it going
 

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know you guys are going to keep it going
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no matter who the new owner turns out to
 

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no matter who the new owner turns out to
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a new owner there'll be a bunch of
 

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a new owner there'll be a bunch of
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different buyers checking the place out
 

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different buyers checking the place out
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over the next week or so
 

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over the next week or so
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i want you guys to show them what's so
 

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i want you guys to show them what's so
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great about this place dave
 

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great about this place dave
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i'm looking for you to be the liaison if
 

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i'm looking for you to be the liaison if
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that's cool you want me to help you sell
 

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that's cool you want me to help you sell
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the company are you out of your day
 

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the company are you out of your day
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yeah you know what on second thought i
 

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yeah you know what on second thought i
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think i'll help you as i think i can be
 

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think i'll help you as i think i can be
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that dude for you
 

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that dude for you
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so wass tells me you guys are the ones
 

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so wass tells me you guys are the ones
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that made johnny do
 

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that made johnny do
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right i love that game at family works
 

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right i love that game at family works
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we really believe video games can serve
 

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we really believe video games can serve
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a moral purpose
 

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a moral purpose
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i'm sure you and clarence are going to
 

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i'm sure you and clarence are going to
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have a lot to talk about hey
 

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have a lot to talk about hey
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guys come on in what in the heck this is
 

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guys come on in what in the heck this is
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he does all the music for our games he
 

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he does all the music for our games he
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rocks and he sucks hey
 

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rocks and he sucks hey
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everyone hop in the jacuzzi it's hot
 

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everyone hop in the jacuzzi it's hot
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rodney oh gosh
 

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rodney oh gosh
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i'm getting out of here keep loving who
 

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i'm getting out of here keep loving who
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hey todd these investors are from canada
 

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hey todd these investors are from canada
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oh yes welcome
 

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oh yes welcome
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dave tells me you're interested in
 

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dave tells me you're interested in
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learning the secrets of a top video game
 

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learning the secrets of a top video game
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programmer yeah for sure we'd like to
 

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programmer yeah for sure we'd like to
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check out the stuff before we invest
 

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check out the stuff before we invest
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well let us begin first one must be
 

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well let us begin first one must be
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whilst programming oh gosh let's do a
 

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whilst programming oh gosh let's do a
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little word association shall we there
 

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little word association shall we there
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are no right or wrong answers let's go
 

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are no right or wrong answers let's go
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jealous creepy no that is wrong let's
 

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jealous creepy no that is wrong let's
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try again
 

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try again
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dragon's lair creepy all right dudes
 

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dragon's lair creepy all right dudes
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i'll see you in six hours those are both
 

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i'll see you in six hours those are both
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wrong answers but there are no right or
 

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wrong answers but there are no right or
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wrong so let's
 

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wrong so let's
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let's just try again barefoot witch
 

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let's just try again barefoot witch
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so i showed you the foosball table right
 

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so i showed you the foosball table right
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and uh this is the microwave
 

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and uh this is the microwave
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yes we're more interested in checking
 

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yes we're more interested in checking
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your video game programming department
 

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your video game programming department
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we've seen a microwave before yes but
 

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we've seen a microwave before yes but
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have you seen a man
 

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have you seen a man
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microwave a turd um no then consider
 

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microwave a turd um no then consider
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yourselves lucky
 

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yourselves lucky
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because that is my turd in there and i
 

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because that is my turd in there and i
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am indeed microwaving it
 

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am indeed microwaving it
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hey guys dave giving you the grand tour
 

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hey guys dave giving you the grand tour
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mr wozniak we have been dragged around
 

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mr wozniak we have been dragged around
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oh man i knew 10 minutes was too long
 

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oh man i knew 10 minutes was too long
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dave did you microwave your
 

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dave did you microwave your
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yes ma'am that is a classic prank thanks
 

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yes ma'am that is a classic prank thanks
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now that's a boss okay i'm gonna go burn
 

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now that's a boss okay i'm gonna go burn
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all my clothes now
 

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all my clothes now
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yeah that's probably for the best but
 

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yeah that's probably for the best but
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it's a great company and it's the 80s
 

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it's a great company and it's the 80s
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people really shouldn't be this uptight
 

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people really shouldn't be this uptight
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watch think fast was what the hell
 

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watch think fast was what the hell
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i'm sorry dave my heart just isn't in
 

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i'm sorry dave my heart just isn't in
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video games
 

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video games
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i want to move on and make the world's
 

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i want to move on and make the world's
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greatest computer dude please not this
 

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greatest computer dude please not this
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again these devices are going to take
 

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again these devices are going to take
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people to places they could never
 

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people to places they could never
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imagine
 

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imagine
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anyone who can use a computer is going
 

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anyone who can use a computer is going
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to be more valuable than a ceo no
 

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to be more valuable than a ceo no
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offense wise but home computers are
 

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offense wise but home computers are
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going to be a passing fad
 

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going to be a passing fad
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like mtv maybe but i've got to chase my
 

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like mtv maybe but i've got to chase my
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dreams
 

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i was even thinking of writing a book
 

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i was even thinking of writing a book
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how do you like i was as the title
 

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how do you like i was as the title
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damn it that is a great title that's why
 

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damn it that is a great title that's why
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we need you man because you're not a
 

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we need you man because you're not a
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douche
 

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and that's like the highest compliment i
 

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and that's like the highest compliment i
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can pay anybody it's true he's never
 

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can pay anybody it's true he's never
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called me not a douche and i'm his best
 

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called me not a douche and i'm his best
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i'm sorry guys but now that dave has
 

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i'm sorry guys but now that dave has
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scared away all the potential buyers
 

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scared away all the potential buyers
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i've got to sell the company to no don't
 

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i've got to sell the company to no don't
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say it the leakovision just made a
 

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say it the leakovision just made a
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formal offer today the lego vision
 

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formal offer today the lego vision
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blinko vision is the ass of the gaming
 

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blinko vision is the ass of the gaming
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industry that place is where awesomeness
 

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industry that place is where awesomeness
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goes to die
 

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goes to die
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more code can't take it anymore
 

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more code can't take it anymore
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and ps they produce nothing but games
 

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and ps they produce nothing but games
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they do have dental shut up dude
 

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they do have dental shut up dude
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woz please you can't sell out to bellico
 

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woz please you can't sell out to bellico
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vision there has to be another option
 

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vision there has to be another option
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well
 

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well
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there is one investor you haven't scared
 

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there is one investor you haven't scared
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off yet a texas businessman by the name
 

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off yet a texas businessman by the name
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of bob larridge sounds perfect
 

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of bob larridge sounds perfect
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what because he's not bellico vision
 

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what because he's not bellico vision
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jerry but selling to anyone without
 

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jerry but selling to anyone without
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discussing it with my employees wouldn't
 

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discussing it with my employees wouldn't
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be the wa's way
 

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be the wa's way
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yeah he's the best
 

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yeah he's the best
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the horn of consensus has sounded the
 

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the horn of consensus has sounded the
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great and powerful was
 

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great and powerful was
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hesitant my friends this is as much your
 

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hesitant my friends this is as much your
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company as mine
 

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company as mine
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that's why i'm going to settle this by a
 

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that's why i'm going to settle this by a
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majority vote and i promise to accept
 

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majority vote and i promise to accept
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whatever bid you choose
 

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whatever bid you choose
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so everyone who would like to work for
 

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so everyone who would like to work for
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bellico vision please raise their hands
 

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bellico vision please raise their hands
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everyone who wants to work for mr larity
 

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everyone who wants to work for mr larity
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please raise your hands
 

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please raise your hands
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we should have a majority did someone
 

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we should have a majority did someone
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abstain it was jerry mr wise jerry
 

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abstain it was jerry mr wise jerry
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didn't vote by the way mr was that
 

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didn't vote by the way mr was that
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outfit is very slimming on you come on
 

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outfit is very slimming on you come on
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bro don't be a suit jerry
 

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bro don't be a suit jerry
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you know what's right he's a witch a
 

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you know what's right he's a witch a
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witch
 

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witch
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burn him but we haven't even met lairdy
 

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burn him but we haven't even met lairdy
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oh wish i tell you
 

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oh wish i tell you
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he consumes baby skulls and fear
 

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he consumes baby skulls and fear
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all right stop all right maybe i'm being
 

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all right stop all right maybe i'm being
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a little bit of an alarmist
 

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a little bit of an alarmist
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all right buddy it looks like it's up to
 

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all right buddy it looks like it's up to
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you so who's it going to be
 

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you so who's it going to be
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beleka vision or larry i guess if i had
 

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beleka vision or larry i guess if i had
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to vote i guess
 

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to vote i guess
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well jerry who's it gonna be dave or
 

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well jerry who's it gonna be dave or
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me don't listen to her dude she's using
 

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me don't listen to her dude she's using
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her vagina to confuse and amaze you
 

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her vagina to confuse and amaze you
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don't talk about my vagina you're in a
 

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don't talk about my vagina you're in a
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safe place jerry unless you pick wrong
 

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safe place jerry unless you pick wrong
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then we'll have you up steven we talked
 

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then we'll have you up steven we talked
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about your anger issues
 

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about your anger issues
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sorry waz i need to learn to express
 

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sorry waz i need to learn to express
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myself in less angry ways
 

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myself in less angry ways
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what are you [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] darinette i
 

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what are you [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] darinette i
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did it again
 

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did it again
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i'm going to my mother pool of shame i
 

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i'm going to my mother pool of shame i
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guess i'd have to choose
 

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guess i'd have to choose
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uh larity yes in your face mary
 

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uh larity yes in your face mary
sorry<00:10:17.519><c> woz</c><00:10:18.079><c> you</c><00:10:18.240><c> got</c><00:10:18.480><c> anger</c><00:10:18.800><c> issues</c><00:10:19.120><c> girl</c>

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sorry woz you got anger issues girl
 

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sorry woz you got anger issues girl
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[Music]
 

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i'm<00:10:25.680><c> telling</c><00:10:25.920><c> you</c><00:10:26.399><c> you</c><00:10:26.560><c> can</c><00:10:26.720><c> get</c><00:10:26.880><c> free</c><00:10:27.120><c> rubbers</c>

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i'm telling you you can get free rubbers
 

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i'm telling you you can get free rubbers
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this week come on baby give me a little
 

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this week come on baby give me a little
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bit more of something something
 

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bit more of something something
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boy are you humping that condom machine
 

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boy are you humping that condom machine
yeah

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yeah
 

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yeah
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and by the way thanks for interrupting
 

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and by the way thanks for interrupting
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my geo session tex boys
 

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my geo session tex boys
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name's big t larry my friends call me
 

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name's big t larry my friends call me
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hoss and my family calls me carl that
 

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hoss and my family calls me carl that
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was my paternal great grandfather's name
 

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was my paternal great grandfather's name
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he was a homosexual died by his own hand
 

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he was a homosexual died by his own hand
in<00:10:46.320><c> 48.</c>

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in 48.
 

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in 48.
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you boys can call me mr larity
 

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you boys can call me mr larity
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oh hi and this is my son dean i like
 

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oh hi and this is my son dean i like
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circles cause they're round and stuff
 

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circles cause they're round and stuff
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thank you dean that boy is r
 

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thank you dean that boy is r
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e tarden dean why don't you drop a crank
 

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e tarden dean why don't you drop a crank
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out 100 push-ups
 

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out 100 push-ups
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me and the boys here gonna have
 

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me and the boys here gonna have
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ourselves a little meander
 

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ourselves a little meander
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you got it dad one two three four
 

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you got it dad one two three four
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one two he can only count to four so
 

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one two he can only count to four so
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it's gonna
 

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it's gonna
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take a while one two three four
 

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take a while one two three four
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boys there's gonna be a lot of changes
 

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boys there's gonna be a lot of changes
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here at game of vision great let's hear
 

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here at game of vision great let's hear
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him shut your yapper son
 

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him shut your yapper son
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no talking while i'm talking first off
 

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no talking while i'm talking first off
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christmas is canceled
 

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christmas is canceled
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even jew christmas whoa we gotta get rid
 

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even jew christmas whoa we gotta get rid
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of this bat
 

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of this bat
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problem it's open season on them
 

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problem it's open season on them
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bastards and absolutely
 

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bastards and absolutely
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no more damn turtles yeah i hate turtles
 

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no more damn turtles yeah i hate turtles
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too you know they spread symbolism
 

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too you know they spread symbolism
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shut up i got syphilis from a turtle
 

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shut up i got syphilis from a turtle
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once not from a mexican [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
 

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once not from a mexican [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
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sorry sorry listen i don't know anything
 

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sorry sorry listen i don't know anything
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about video games but i heard that you
 

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about video games but i heard that you
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two are my star
 

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two are my star
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programmers so i am hell bent on having
 

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programmers so i am hell bent on having
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you boys continue to do
 

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you boys continue to do
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what's really important to me making
 

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what's really important to me making
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sweet ass video games and getting messed
 

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sweet ass video games and getting messed
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up on hooch
 

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up on hooch
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oh you goofy looking cow turd making me
 

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oh you goofy looking cow turd making me
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money i love money i gotta blow up doll
 

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money i love money i gotta blow up doll
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made of money that i make
 

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made of money that i make
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sweet love to every night that's messed
 

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sweet love to every night that's messed
up

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up
 

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up
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my love of money has helped me succeed
 

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my love of money has helped me succeed
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in women's coats
 

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in women's coats
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novelty items and now video games
 

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novelty items and now video games
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there are three things big t don't much
 

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there are three things big t don't much
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of cotton to bats
 

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of cotton to bats
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turtles and people who with my money
 

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turtles and people who with my money
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boys it's me
 

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boys it's me
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clarence it's your best friend in the
 

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clarence it's your best friend in the
world

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world
 

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world
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who happens to be gay
 

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who happens to be gay
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whoa and whatever the hell that thing
 

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whoa and whatever the hell that thing
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what that's for shut up dave to a few
 

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what that's for shut up dave to a few
boys

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boys
 

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boys
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well then we got ourselves a little
 

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well then we got ourselves a little
problemo

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problemo
 

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problemo
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looking forward to working with you two
 

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looking forward to working with you two
gentlemen<00:12:48.000><c> excuse</c><00:12:48.399><c> me</c><00:12:48.560><c> boys</c>

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gentlemen excuse me boys
 

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gentlemen excuse me boys
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then bats is good eating yeah
 

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then bats is good eating yeah
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great our new boss is a money-grubbing
 

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great our new boss is a money-grubbing
psychopath<00:12:56.160><c> nice</c><00:12:56.399><c> going</c><00:12:56.800><c> dave</c>

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psychopath nice going dave
 

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psychopath nice going dave
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well you voted for him jackhole okay so
 

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well you voted for him jackhole okay so
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what's the deal guys are we screwed or
 

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what's the deal guys are we screwed or
what

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what
 

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what
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everything is super cool everything will
 

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everything is super cool everything will
remain<00:13:04.639><c> the</c><00:13:04.800><c> same</c>

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remain the same
 

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remain the same
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and don't worry cause nobody's getting
 

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and don't worry cause nobody's getting
fired

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fired
 

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fired
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what the hell sorry sweetheart i need to
 

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what the hell sorry sweetheart i need to
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expand the men's room
 

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expand the men's room
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i like to walk around like a caged tiger
 

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i like to walk around like a caged tiger
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before i take a big steaming tube
 

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before i take a big steaming tube
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so what are the ladies supposed to use
 

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so what are the ladies supposed to use
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well if you ladies could aim properly
 

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well if you ladies could aim properly
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you can pee in a coffee can but since
 

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you can pee in a coffee can but since
you<00:13:28.320><c> can't</c>

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you can't
 

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you can't
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it ain't my problem dean let's go fill
 

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it ain't my problem dean let's go fill
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up the swimming pool with semen
 

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up the swimming pool with semen
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black<00:13:37.839><c> steven</c><00:13:38.320><c> now</c><00:13:38.480><c> you're</c><00:13:38.720><c> going</c><00:13:38.959><c> to</c><00:13:39.040><c> be</c>

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black steven now you're going to be
 

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black steven now you're going to be
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sharing an office like hell i am
 

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sharing an office like hell i am
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huh flak jacket son but nice try i
 

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huh flak jacket son but nice try i
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respect you for it
 

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respect you for it
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you got spirit you have earned your own
 

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you got spirit you have earned your own
office

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office
 

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office
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so looks like i own a video game company
 

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so looks like i own a video game company
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let's hear some video game ideas ladies
 

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let's hear some video game ideas ladies
oh<00:14:00.320><c> well</c>

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oh well
 

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oh well
sir<00:14:01.360><c> i</c><00:14:01.680><c> oh</c><00:14:02.079><c> see</c><00:14:02.399><c> when</c><00:14:02.639><c> i</c><00:14:02.800><c> say</c><00:14:03.199><c> ladies</c>

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sir i oh see when i say ladies
 

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sir i oh see when i say ladies
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i mean it as a derogatory term for the
 

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i mean it as a derogatory term for the
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men no offense to the ladies so what do
 

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men no offense to the ladies so what do
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you got for me lady well
 

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you got for me lady well
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i guess since i'm the best i'll go first
 

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i guess since i'm the best i'll go first
i<00:14:13.360><c> know</c><00:14:13.600><c> what</c><00:14:13.760><c> you're</c><00:14:14.000><c> all</c><00:14:14.240><c> thinking</c><00:14:14.880><c> todd</c><00:14:15.440><c> how</c>

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i know what you're all thinking todd how
 

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i know what you're all thinking todd how
can<00:14:15.760><c> you</c><00:14:16.000><c> top</c><00:14:16.240><c> yourself</c><00:14:16.720><c> after</c><00:14:16.959><c> your</c>

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can you top yourself after your
 

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can you top yourself after your
brilliant<00:14:17.600><c> game</c><00:14:17.920><c> space</c><00:14:18.240><c> blaster</c>

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brilliant game space blaster
 

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brilliant game space blaster
wow<00:14:19.360><c> todd</c><00:14:19.680><c> is</c><00:14:19.839><c> such</c><00:14:20.160><c> a</c><00:14:20.399><c> douche</c><00:14:20.959><c> well</c><00:14:21.279><c> yes</c><00:14:21.839><c> i</c>

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wow todd is such a douche well yes i
 

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wow todd is such a douche well yes i
asked<00:14:22.399><c> myself</c><00:14:22.880><c> that</c><00:14:23.199><c> very</c><00:14:23.600><c> same</c><00:14:24.079><c> question</c>

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asked myself that very same question
 

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asked myself that very same question
and<00:14:24.880><c> my</c><00:14:25.199><c> answer</c><00:14:26.000><c> is</c><00:14:26.240><c> thus</c><00:14:27.040><c> behold</c>

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and my answer is thus behold
 

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and my answer is thus behold
space<00:14:28.880><c> blaster</c><00:14:29.839><c> two</c><00:14:30.720><c> wow</c>

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space blaster two wow
 

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space blaster two wow
todd<00:14:31.600><c> that's</c><00:14:31.920><c> right</c><00:14:32.560><c> two</c><00:14:33.199><c> ships</c><00:14:34.000><c> two</c>

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todd that's right two ships two
 

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todd that's right two ships two
blasters<00:14:35.680><c> double</c><00:14:36.079><c> fun</c><00:14:36.399><c> two</c><00:14:36.639><c> ships</c><00:14:37.120><c> is</c><00:14:37.199><c> the</c>

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blasters double fun two ships is the
 

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blasters double fun two ships is the
holy<00:14:37.839><c> grail</c><00:14:38.320><c> of</c><00:14:38.480><c> gaming</c>

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holy grail of gaming
 

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holy grail of gaming
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how did you do it who cares thank you
 

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how did you do it who cares thank you
nerd<00:14:41.839><c> with</c><00:14:42.000><c> the</c><00:14:42.160><c> cow</c><00:14:42.560><c> horns</c><00:14:43.040><c> on</c><00:14:43.199><c> your</c><00:14:43.440><c> head</c>

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nerd with the cow horns on your head
 

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nerd with the cow horns on your head
okay<00:14:45.360><c> which</c><00:14:45.600><c> one</c><00:14:45.839><c> he</c><00:14:45.920><c> uses</c><00:14:46.320><c> next</c><00:14:46.639><c> yeah</c><00:14:46.800><c> i'm</c>

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okay which one he uses next yeah i'm
 

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okay which one he uses next yeah i'm
dave<00:14:47.120><c> the</c><00:14:47.199><c> best</c><00:14:47.440><c> game</c><00:14:47.680><c> programmer</c><00:14:48.320><c> anyway</c>

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dave the best game programmer anyway
 

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dave the best game programmer anyway
i've<00:14:49.040><c> been</c><00:14:49.199><c> working</c><00:14:49.519><c> on</c><00:14:49.680><c> several</c><00:14:50.000><c> new</c><00:14:50.240><c> titles</c>

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i've been working on several new titles
 

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i've been working on several new titles
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with my buddy jerry first one is a game
 

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with my buddy jerry first one is a game
called

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called
 

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called
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nazi sniper i love it dave a nazi who
 

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nazi sniper i love it dave a nazi who
snaps<00:14:56.800><c> people</c>

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snaps people
 

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snaps people
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no it's actually a guy who kills nazis
 

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no it's actually a guy who kills nazis
oh

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oh
 

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oh
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well i don't like it wait what here's
 

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well i don't like it wait what here's
the<00:15:02.320><c> deal</c><00:15:02.720><c> people</c>

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the deal people
 

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the deal people
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it may seem like we're in training camp
 

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it may seem like we're in training camp
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but the super bowl's actually next week
 

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but the super bowl's actually next week
that's<00:15:08.320><c> why</c><00:15:08.560><c> i</c><00:15:08.720><c> can't</c><00:15:08.959><c> have</c>

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that's why i can't have
 

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that's why i can't have
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any bench warmers on this team ain't
 

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any bench warmers on this team ain't
that<00:15:11.920><c> right</c><00:15:12.160><c> benny</c><00:15:12.480><c> mr</c><00:15:12.880><c> rarity</c>

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that right benny mr rarity
 

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that right benny mr rarity
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i can have more pixie stix please there
 

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i can have more pixie stix please there
you<00:15:16.079><c> go</c><00:15:16.320><c> kid</c><00:15:16.639><c> go</c><00:15:16.880><c> crazy</c>

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you go kid go crazy
 

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you go kid go crazy
[Music]

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[Music]
 

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[Music]
that<00:15:19.360><c> kid's</c><00:15:19.680><c> from</c><00:15:20.000><c> korea</c><00:15:20.880><c> company</c><00:15:21.360><c> legally</c>

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that kid's from korea company legally
 

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that kid's from korea company legally
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adopted him i feed him cigarettes to
 

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adopted him i feed him cigarettes to
stun<00:15:24.160><c> his</c><00:15:24.320><c> growth</c><00:15:24.720><c> and</c><00:15:24.880><c> sugar</c><00:15:25.199><c> to</c><00:15:25.360><c> keep</c><00:15:25.600><c> him</c>

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stun his growth and sugar to keep him
 

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stun his growth and sugar to keep him
playing

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playing
 

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playing
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you another one mr larry you're better
 

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you another one mr larry you're better
than<00:15:28.880><c> baseball</c><00:15:29.519><c> and</c>

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than baseball and
 

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than baseball and
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apple pie together yay america
 

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apple pie together yay america
thank<00:15:33.360><c> you</c><00:15:33.519><c> dude</c><00:15:33.920><c> that</c><00:15:34.160><c> imprisoned</c><00:15:34.720><c> 10</c><00:15:34.959><c> year</c>

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thank you dude that imprisoned 10 year
 

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thank you dude that imprisoned 10 year
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old boy is gonna be testing all your
 

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old boy is gonna be testing all your
game

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game
 

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game
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is that legal and ps i'm making my son
 

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is that legal and ps i'm making my son
dean<00:15:42.320><c> here</c>

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dean here
 

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dean here
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the new head of development so maybe we
 

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the new head of development so maybe we
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can get some good games in here wicked
 

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can get some good games in here wicked
let's<00:15:47.759><c> do</c><00:15:48.000><c> it</c><00:15:48.399><c> sweet</c><00:15:49.040><c> hell</c><00:15:49.600><c> okay</c><00:15:49.839><c> i'll</c><00:15:49.920><c> say</c><00:15:50.079><c> it</c>

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let's do it sweet hell okay i'll say it
 

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let's do it sweet hell okay i'll say it
now<00:15:50.560><c> i</c>

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now i
 

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now i
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think i might have made a small mistake
 

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think i might have made a small mistake
you<00:15:53.839><c> think</c>

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welcome stephen it occurs to me you've
 

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welcome stephen it occurs to me you've
uh<00:16:00.880><c> never</c><00:16:01.199><c> been</c><00:16:01.360><c> to</c><00:16:01.440><c> the</c><00:16:01.600><c> lair</c><00:16:01.839><c> before</c>

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uh never been to the lair before
 

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uh never been to the lair before
yeah<00:16:02.399><c> cuz</c><00:16:02.560><c> you</c><00:16:02.720><c> creep</c><00:16:02.959><c> me</c><00:16:03.120><c> out</c><00:16:03.440><c> what</c><00:16:03.600><c> do</c><00:16:03.680><c> you</c>

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yeah cuz you creep me out what do you
 

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yeah cuz you creep me out what do you
want<00:16:04.079><c> ty</c><00:16:04.399><c> look</c><00:16:04.800><c> larry</c><00:16:05.279><c> is</c><00:16:05.360><c> a</c><00:16:05.519><c> fool</c>

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want ty look larry is a fool
 

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want ty look larry is a fool
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a fool i tell you get to the point i'm
 

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a fool i tell you get to the point i'm
gonna<00:16:08.800><c> beat</c><00:16:09.040><c> you</c><00:16:09.279><c> very</c><00:16:09.519><c> well</c>

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gonna beat you very well
 

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gonna beat you very well
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with my cunning and your rage and
 

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with my cunning and your rage and
handiness<00:16:12.959><c> with</c><00:16:13.120><c> firearms</c>

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handiness with firearms
 

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handiness with firearms
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we can take clarity out what say you man
 

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we can take clarity out what say you man
yeah<00:16:18.639><c> all</c><00:16:18.800><c> right</c><00:16:19.120><c> but</c><00:16:19.279><c> you</c><00:16:19.360><c> gotta</c><00:16:19.600><c> give</c><00:16:19.680><c> me</c>

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yeah all right but you gotta give me
 

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yeah all right but you gotta give me
twenty<00:16:20.079><c> dollars</c><00:16:20.480><c> fair</c><00:16:20.639><c> enough</c><00:16:21.120><c> and</c><00:16:21.440><c> your</c><00:16:21.600><c> van</c>

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twenty dollars fair enough and your van
 

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twenty dollars fair enough and your van
okay<00:16:22.639><c> yo</c><00:16:23.120><c> and</c><00:16:23.360><c> that</c><00:16:23.680><c> sword</c><00:16:24.320><c> excalibur</c><00:16:24.959><c> knows</c>

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okay yo and that sword excalibur knows
 

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okay yo and that sword excalibur knows
no<00:16:25.519><c> hands</c><00:16:26.079><c> but</c><00:16:26.320><c> my</c><00:16:26.480><c> nose</c><00:16:26.800><c> the</c><00:16:26.959><c> sword</c><00:16:27.360><c> are</c>

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no hands but my nose the sword are
 

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no hands but my nose the sword are
forgetting

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forgetting
 

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forgetting
very<00:16:29.519><c> well</c><00:16:30.560><c> i</c><00:16:30.800><c> dub</c><00:16:31.040><c> thee</c><00:16:31.519><c> the</c><00:16:31.680><c> black</c><00:16:32.160><c> knight</c>

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very well i dub thee the black knight
 

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very well i dub thee the black knight
protector<00:16:33.360><c> todd</c><00:16:33.759><c> if</c><00:16:33.920><c> i</c><00:16:34.000><c> find</c><00:16:34.320><c> out</c><00:16:34.480><c> black</c>

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protector todd if i find out black
 

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protector todd if i find out black
knight<00:16:34.959><c> is</c><00:16:35.040><c> some</c><00:16:35.279><c> racist</c><00:16:35.680><c> crap</c>

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knight is some racist crap
 

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knight is some racist crap
it's<00:16:36.480><c> go</c><00:16:36.720><c> time</c><00:16:36.959><c> between</c><00:16:37.279><c> me</c><00:16:37.440><c> and</c><00:16:37.600><c> you</c>

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it's go time between me and you
 

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it's go time between me and you
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[Applause]
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[Music]
 

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oh<00:16:44.399><c> sweet</c><00:16:44.800><c> balls</c><00:16:45.199><c> what</c><00:16:45.360><c> has</c><00:16:45.519><c> he</c><00:16:45.680><c> done</c><00:16:46.000><c> you</c><00:16:46.160><c> like</c>

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oh sweet balls what has he done you like
 

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oh sweet balls what has he done you like
it<00:16:46.560><c> boy</c><00:16:47.040><c> i</c><00:16:47.279><c> took</c><00:16:47.519><c> out</c>

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it boy i took out
 

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it boy i took out
all<00:16:48.000><c> the</c><00:16:48.240><c> fun</c><00:16:48.639><c> stuff</c><00:16:49.279><c> too</c><00:16:49.440><c> much</c><00:16:49.759><c> fun</c><00:16:50.079><c> killed</c>

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all the fun stuff too much fun killed
 

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all the fun stuff too much fun killed
the<00:16:50.560><c> hooker</c>

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the hooker
 

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the hooker
as<00:16:51.279><c> they</c><00:16:51.519><c> say</c><00:16:51.920><c> mr</c><00:16:52.240><c> larady</c><00:16:52.880><c> todd</c><00:16:53.360><c> i</c><00:16:53.600><c> have</c><00:16:53.680><c> the</c>

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as they say mr larady todd i have the
 

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as they say mr larady todd i have the
privilege<00:16:54.240><c> of</c>

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privilege of
 

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privilege of
buying<00:16:54.880><c> you</c><00:16:55.120><c> a</c><00:16:55.360><c> delicious</c><00:16:55.920><c> candy</c><00:16:56.240><c> bar</c><00:16:56.639><c> huh</c><00:16:57.040><c> i</c>

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buying you a delicious candy bar huh i
 

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buying you a delicious candy bar huh i
don't<00:16:57.360><c> remember</c><00:16:57.759><c> stocking</c><00:16:58.160><c> the</c><00:16:58.320><c> candy</c>

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don't remember stocking the candy
 

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don't remember stocking the candy
machine<00:16:58.959><c> with</c><00:16:59.199><c> black</c><00:16:59.440><c> fellas</c>

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what<00:17:02.399><c> nice</c><00:17:02.800><c> try</c><00:17:03.040><c> stevie</c><00:17:03.519><c> but</c><00:17:03.680><c> i</c><00:17:03.759><c> put</c>

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what nice try stevie but i put
 

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what nice try stevie but i put
bulletproof<00:17:04.640><c> glass</c><00:17:04.959><c> in</c><00:17:05.120><c> all</c><00:17:05.280><c> my</c><00:17:05.439><c> vending</c>

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bulletproof glass in all my vending
 

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bulletproof glass in all my vending
machines<00:17:06.160><c> and</c><00:17:06.319><c> automobiles</c>

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machines and automobiles
 

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machines and automobiles
i'll<00:17:07.839><c> see</c><00:17:08.000><c> you</c><00:17:08.160><c> later</c><00:17:08.480><c> fatty</c><00:17:09.120><c> and</c><00:17:09.280><c> you</c><00:17:09.439><c> owe</c><00:17:09.679><c> me</c>

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i'll see you later fatty and you owe me
 

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i'll see you later fatty and you owe me
a<00:17:09.919><c> baby</c><00:17:10.319><c> ruth</c>

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a baby ruth
 

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a baby ruth
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jerry<00:17:16.559><c> really</c><00:17:16.799><c> messed</c><00:17:17.120><c> up</c><00:17:17.280><c> this</c><00:17:17.439><c> time</c><00:17:17.600><c> but</c><00:17:17.760><c> you</c>

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jerry really messed up this time but you
 

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jerry really messed up this time but you
wanted<00:17:18.319><c> larity</c><00:17:18.799><c> too</c>

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wanted larity too
 

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wanted larity too
was<00:17:19.439><c> let's</c><00:17:19.600><c> not</c><00:17:19.760><c> play</c><00:17:19.919><c> the</c><00:17:20.079><c> blame</c><00:17:20.559><c> game</c><00:17:20.959><c> well</c>

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was let's not play the blame game well
 

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was let's not play the blame game well
i'm<00:17:21.600><c> not</c><00:17:21.760><c> pointing</c><00:17:22.079><c> any</c><00:17:22.319><c> fingers</c>

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i'm not pointing any fingers
 

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i'm not pointing any fingers
but<00:17:23.120><c> look</c><00:17:23.280><c> where</c><00:17:23.439><c> my</c><00:17:23.679><c> finger</c><00:17:24.079><c> is</c><00:17:24.240><c> pointing</c><00:17:24.640><c> no</c>

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but look where my finger is pointing no
 

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but look where my finger is pointing no
time<00:17:24.959><c> for</c><00:17:25.120><c> jokes</c><00:17:25.360><c> dude</c><00:17:25.600><c> listen</c><00:17:25.919><c> dave</c>

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time for jokes dude listen dave
 

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time for jokes dude listen dave
i'm<00:17:26.640><c> sorry</c><00:17:26.880><c> it's</c><00:17:27.039><c> a</c><00:17:27.120><c> little</c><00:17:27.280><c> rocky</c><00:17:27.679><c> right</c><00:17:27.919><c> now</c>

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i'm sorry it's a little rocky right now
 

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i'm sorry it's a little rocky right now
but<00:17:28.319><c> mr</c><00:17:28.640><c> larady</c><00:17:29.120><c> is</c><00:17:29.200><c> a</c><00:17:29.280><c> good</c><00:17:29.440><c> man</c><00:17:29.760><c> he</c><00:17:29.919><c> outlawed</c>

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but mr larady is a good man he outlawed
 

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but mr larady is a good man he outlawed
frisbee<00:17:30.640><c> friday</c><00:17:31.120><c> what</c><00:17:31.440><c> and</c><00:17:31.679><c> he</c><00:17:31.840><c> took</c><00:17:32.000><c> my</c>

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frisbee friday what and he took my
 

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frisbee friday what and he took my
urinal<00:17:32.480><c> out</c><00:17:32.559><c> of</c><00:17:32.640><c> the</c><00:17:32.720><c> break</c><00:17:32.960><c> room</c><00:17:33.120><c> that</c><00:17:33.360><c> might</c>

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urinal out of the break room that might
 

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urinal out of the break room that might
have<00:17:33.600><c> been</c><00:17:33.760><c> for</c><00:17:33.919><c> the</c><00:17:34.000><c> best</c><00:17:34.320><c> all</c><00:17:34.400><c> right</c><00:17:34.559><c> i</c><00:17:34.640><c> want</c>

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have been for the best all right i want
 

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have been for the best all right i want
to<00:17:34.799><c> tell</c><00:17:34.960><c> you</c><00:17:35.039><c> this</c><00:17:35.200><c> but</c><00:17:35.360><c> he</c><00:17:35.440><c> put</c><00:17:35.600><c> cement</c><00:17:36.000><c> in</c>

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to tell you this but he put cement in
 

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to tell you this but he put cement in
your<00:17:36.240><c> saltwater</c><00:17:36.720><c> fish</c><00:17:36.960><c> tank</c><00:17:37.280><c> he</c><00:17:37.520><c> said</c><00:17:37.679><c> he</c>

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your saltwater fish tank he said he
 

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your saltwater fish tank he said he
wouldn't<00:17:38.160><c> do</c><00:17:38.400><c> that</c>

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wouldn't do that
 

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wouldn't do that
i<00:17:38.960><c> wish</c><00:17:39.200><c> i</c><00:17:39.280><c> could</c><00:17:39.360><c> help</c><00:17:39.600><c> you</c><00:17:39.760><c> out</c><00:17:40.000><c> dave</c><00:17:40.400><c> but</c>

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i wish i could help you out dave but
 

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i wish i could help you out dave but
it's<00:17:40.720><c> too</c><00:17:40.960><c> late</c><00:17:41.440><c> larity</c><00:17:41.919><c> owns</c><00:17:42.240><c> game</c><00:17:42.400><c> of</c><00:17:42.480><c> vision</c>

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it's too late larity owns game of vision
 

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it's too late larity owns game of vision
now

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now
 

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now
lame<00:17:43.760><c> there</c><00:17:44.080><c> is</c><00:17:44.320><c> one</c><00:17:44.640><c> option</c><00:17:45.120><c> you</c><00:17:45.280><c> could</c>

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lame there is one option you could
 

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lame there is one option you could
always<00:17:45.679><c> come</c><00:17:45.919><c> work</c><00:17:46.160><c> here</c><00:17:46.320><c> with</c><00:17:46.480><c> me</c><00:17:46.720><c> what</c><00:17:46.880><c> did</c><00:17:46.960><c> i</c>

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always come work here with me what did i
 

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always come work here with me what did i
tell<00:17:47.360><c> you</c><00:17:47.520><c> man</c>

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tell you man
 

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tell you man
the<00:17:48.160><c> home</c><00:17:48.480><c> computer</c><00:17:49.200><c> is</c><00:17:49.440><c> dead</c><00:17:50.320><c> laws</c>

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the home computer is dead laws
 

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the home computer is dead laws
you<00:17:51.840><c> sort</c><00:17:52.160><c> of</c><00:17:52.320><c> lack</c><00:17:52.720><c> vision</c><00:17:53.280><c> you</c><00:17:53.440><c> know</c><00:17:53.520><c> what</c>

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you sort of lack vision you know what
 

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you sort of lack vision you know what
forget<00:17:54.160><c> it</c><00:17:54.320><c> i'm</c><00:17:54.480><c> out</c><00:17:54.559><c> of</c><00:17:54.640><c> here</c>

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forget it i'm out of here
 

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forget it i'm out of here
game<00:17:55.600><c> of</c><00:17:55.679><c> vision</c><00:17:56.000><c> needs</c><00:17:56.320><c> you</c><00:17:56.559><c> it's</c><00:17:56.799><c> your</c><00:17:57.039><c> time</c>

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game of vision needs you it's your time
 

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game of vision needs you it's your time
now<00:17:57.760><c> it's</c><00:17:57.919><c> my</c><00:17:58.160><c> time</c><00:17:58.400><c> here</c><00:17:58.640><c> but</c><00:17:58.799><c> it's</c><00:17:59.039><c> your</c><00:17:59.280><c> time</c>

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now it's my time here but it's your time
 

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now it's my time here but it's your time
there<00:17:59.919><c> you</c><00:18:00.080><c> have</c><00:18:00.240><c> to</c><00:18:00.400><c> leave</c><00:18:00.640><c> them</c><00:18:00.799><c> now</c><00:18:01.120><c> dave</c>

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there you have to leave them now dave
 

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there you have to leave them now dave
plus<00:18:01.840><c> you</c><00:18:02.000><c> can</c><00:18:02.160><c> hide</c><00:18:02.320><c> your</c><00:18:02.480><c> stash</c><00:18:02.880><c> in</c><00:18:02.960><c> there</c>

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plus you can hide your stash in there
 

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plus you can hide your stash in there
okay<00:18:03.440><c> man</c><00:18:04.000><c> thanks</c><00:18:04.400><c> you</c><00:18:04.559><c> know</c>

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okay man thanks you know
 

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okay man thanks you know
we<00:18:05.120><c> just</c><00:18:05.360><c> had</c><00:18:05.520><c> a</c><00:18:05.600><c> little</c><00:18:05.760><c> moment</c><00:18:06.080><c> here</c><00:18:06.240><c> and</c><00:18:06.320><c> i</c>

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we just had a little moment here and i
 

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we just had a little moment here and i
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kind of liked it oh and one more thing
 

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kind of liked it oh and one more thing
have<00:18:08.799><c> an</c><00:18:09.039><c> apple</c><00:18:09.360><c> for</c><00:18:09.520><c> the</c><00:18:09.679><c> road</c><00:18:10.000><c> thanks</c><00:18:10.320><c> woz</c>

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have an apple for the road thanks woz
 

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have an apple for the road thanks woz
who<00:18:11.120><c> names</c><00:18:11.360><c> our</c><00:18:11.520><c> company</c><00:18:11.840><c> after</c><00:18:12.080><c> a</c><00:18:12.840><c> fruit</c>

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who names our company after a fruit
 

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who names our company after a fruit
are<00:18:15.520><c> you</c><00:18:15.679><c> sure</c><00:18:16.000><c> this</c><00:18:16.160><c> is</c><00:18:16.240><c> gonna</c><00:18:16.480><c> work</c><00:18:16.799><c> trust</c><00:18:17.120><c> me</c>

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are you sure this is gonna work trust me
 

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are you sure this is gonna work trust me
i'm<00:18:17.679><c> a</c><00:18:17.840><c> genius</c><00:18:18.400><c> it</c><00:18:18.559><c> better</c><00:18:18.799><c> be</c><00:18:19.039><c> chocolate</c><00:18:19.440><c> cake</c>

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i'm a genius it better be chocolate cake
 

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i'm a genius it better be chocolate cake
i'm<00:18:19.760><c> jumping</c><00:18:20.080><c> out</c><00:18:20.240><c> of</c><00:18:20.400><c> what</c><00:18:20.640><c> the</c><00:18:20.880><c> hell</c><00:18:21.200><c> is</c><00:18:21.360><c> that</c>

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i'm jumping out of what the hell is that
 

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i'm jumping out of what the hell is that
a<00:18:21.840><c> gigantic</c><00:18:22.720><c> cake</c>

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a gigantic cake
 

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a gigantic cake
oh<00:18:23.600><c> it's</c><00:18:23.840><c> vanilla</c><00:18:24.480><c> motherfu</c><00:18:25.440><c> yes</c><00:18:25.679><c> my</c><00:18:25.919><c> lord</c>

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oh it's vanilla motherfu yes my lord
 

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oh it's vanilla motherfu yes my lord
just<00:18:26.880><c> uh</c><00:18:27.520><c> an</c><00:18:27.840><c> office</c><00:18:28.559><c> warming</c><00:18:28.960><c> gift</c>

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just uh an office warming gift
 

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just uh an office warming gift
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nice office by the way very pleasant in
 

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nice office by the way very pleasant in
here<00:18:32.640><c> manly</c><00:18:33.120><c> yep</c><00:18:33.520><c> just</c><00:18:33.840><c> moving</c><00:18:34.240><c> stuff</c>

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here manly yep just moving stuff
 

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here manly yep just moving stuff
in

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i<00:18:38.960><c> heard</c><00:18:39.280><c> about</c><00:18:39.679><c> this</c><00:18:40.240><c> it's</c><00:18:40.480><c> one</c><00:18:40.720><c> of</c><00:18:40.720><c> them</c>

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i heard about this it's one of them
 

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i heard about this it's one of them
fortune<00:18:41.520><c> cakes</c><00:18:41.840><c> with</c><00:18:42.080><c> a</c><00:18:42.160><c> black</c><00:18:42.559><c> fella</c><00:18:42.960><c> inside</c>

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fortune cakes with a black fella inside
 

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fortune cakes with a black fella inside
hey<00:18:44.080><c> bubba</c><00:18:44.640><c> what's</c><00:18:44.960><c> my</c><00:18:45.200><c> fortune</c><00:18:45.919><c> when</c><00:18:46.240><c> you're</c>

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hey bubba what's my fortune when you're
 

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hey bubba what's my fortune when you're
done

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done
 

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done
filling<00:18:47.360><c> out</c><00:18:47.520><c> this</c><00:18:47.760><c> personality</c><00:18:48.640><c> evaluation</c>

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filling out this personality evaluation
 

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filling out this personality evaluation
worksheet<00:18:50.320><c> give</c><00:18:50.640><c> it</c><00:18:50.799><c> to</c><00:18:50.960><c> me</c>

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worksheet give it to me
 

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worksheet give it to me
oh<00:18:51.440><c> these</c><00:18:51.679><c> are</c><00:18:51.760><c> new</c><00:18:52.000><c> employees</c><00:18:52.640><c> applying</c><00:18:53.200><c> for</c>

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oh these are new employees applying for
 

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oh these are new employees applying for
the<00:18:53.600><c> job</c>

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the job
 

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the job
i<00:18:55.520><c> don't</c><00:18:55.600><c> even</c><00:18:55.840><c> work</c><00:18:56.160><c> here</c><00:18:56.400><c> yet</c><00:18:56.880><c> better</c><00:18:57.200><c> you</c>

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i don't even work here yet better you
 

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i don't even work here yet better you
taste<00:18:57.679><c> my</c><00:18:57.919><c> whip</c><00:18:58.320><c> now</c>

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taste my whip now
 

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taste my whip now
mary<00:18:59.039><c> are</c><00:18:59.120><c> you</c><00:18:59.360><c> sure</c><00:18:59.600><c> you</c><00:18:59.679><c> want</c><00:18:59.840><c> to</c><00:19:00.000><c> go</c><00:19:00.160><c> through</c>

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mary are you sure you want to go through
 

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mary are you sure you want to go through
with<00:19:00.640><c> this</c><00:19:01.120><c> i'd</c><00:19:01.280><c> rather</c><00:19:01.520><c> get</c><00:19:01.760><c> whipped</c><00:19:02.080><c> by</c><00:19:02.240><c> a</c>

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with this i'd rather get whipped by a
 

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with this i'd rather get whipped by a
crazy<00:19:02.720><c> man</c><00:19:02.960><c> than</c><00:19:03.200><c> shot</c><00:19:03.520><c> by</c><00:19:03.679><c> a</c><00:19:03.760><c> crazy</c><00:19:04.160><c> man</c>

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crazy man than shot by a crazy man
 

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crazy man than shot by a crazy man
i<00:19:04.720><c> really</c><00:19:04.880><c> need</c><00:19:05.039><c> to</c><00:19:05.120><c> rethink</c><00:19:05.440><c> my</c><00:19:05.679><c> life</c><00:19:06.000><c> dave</c>

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i really need to rethink my life dave
 

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i really need to rethink my life dave
what<00:19:06.799><c> are</c><00:19:06.880><c> you</c><00:19:07.120><c> doing</c><00:19:07.440><c> here</c><00:19:07.679><c> wow</c>

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what are you doing here wow
 

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what are you doing here wow
even<00:19:08.720><c> i'm</c><00:19:09.039><c> stunned</c><00:19:09.600><c> i'm</c><00:19:09.679><c> not</c><00:19:09.840><c> here</c><00:19:10.000><c> to</c><00:19:10.080><c> take</c>

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even i'm stunned i'm not here to take
 

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even i'm stunned i'm not here to take
this<00:19:10.480><c> job</c><00:19:10.960><c> i'm</c><00:19:11.200><c> here</c><00:19:11.360><c> to</c><00:19:11.440><c> stop</c><00:19:11.679><c> you</c><00:19:11.840><c> guys</c><00:19:12.000><c> from</c>

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this job i'm here to stop you guys from
 

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this job i'm here to stop you guys from
making<00:19:12.400><c> the</c><00:19:12.480><c> biggest</c><00:19:12.799><c> mistakes</c><00:19:13.200><c> of</c><00:19:13.280><c> your</c>

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making the biggest mistakes of your
 

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making the biggest mistakes of your
lives

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lives
 

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lives
listen<00:19:14.799><c> we're</c><00:19:14.960><c> like</c><00:19:15.120><c> a</c><00:19:15.280><c> great</c><00:19:15.760><c> rock</c><00:19:16.080><c> band</c><00:19:16.559><c> like</c>

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listen we're like a great rock band like
 

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listen we're like a great rock band like
the<00:19:16.880><c> jackson</c><00:19:17.360><c> five</c>

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the jackson five
 

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the jackson five
oh<00:19:17.919><c> and</c><00:19:18.000><c> jerry</c><00:19:18.320><c> ortito</c><00:19:18.799><c> by</c><00:19:18.960><c> the</c><00:19:18.960><c> way</c><00:19:19.440><c> together</c>

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oh and jerry ortito by the way together
 

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oh and jerry ortito by the way together
we<00:19:19.919><c> make</c><00:19:20.080><c> kickass</c><00:19:20.559><c> music</c><00:19:20.880><c> but</c><00:19:21.120><c> apart</c>

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we make kickass music but apart
 

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we make kickass music but apart
we<00:19:22.160><c> suck</c><00:19:22.480><c> except</c><00:19:22.799><c> for</c><00:19:22.960><c> me</c><00:19:23.120><c> because</c><00:19:23.360><c> i'm</c>

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we suck except for me because i'm
 

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we suck except for me because i'm
michael<00:19:23.919><c> and</c><00:19:24.000><c> i'm</c><00:19:24.080><c> gonna</c><00:19:24.240><c> put</c><00:19:24.400><c> out</c><00:19:24.559><c> thriller</c>

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michael and i'm gonna put out thriller
 

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michael and i'm gonna put out thriller
but<00:19:25.280><c> that's</c><00:19:25.520><c> not</c><00:19:25.679><c> the</c><00:19:25.840><c> point</c><00:19:26.320><c> the</c><00:19:26.559><c> point</c><00:19:26.880><c> is</c><00:19:27.360><c> we</c>

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but that's not the point the point is we
 

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but that's not the point the point is we
need<00:19:27.840><c> to</c><00:19:28.000><c> stick</c><00:19:28.320><c> together</c>

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need to stick together
 

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need to stick together
with<00:19:29.200><c> david</c><00:19:29.440><c> lee</c><00:19:29.679><c> roth</c><00:19:30.080><c> lee</c><00:19:30.320><c> van</c><00:19:30.559><c> halen</c><00:19:31.120><c> would</c>

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with david lee roth lee van halen would
 

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with david lee roth lee van halen would
morrissey<00:19:31.760><c> leave</c><00:19:31.919><c> the</c><00:19:32.160><c> smiths</c>

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morrissey leave the smiths
 

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morrissey leave the smiths
would<00:19:33.280><c> george</c><00:19:33.760><c> michael</c><00:19:34.240><c> leave</c><00:19:34.640><c> wham</c><00:19:35.360><c> hell</c><00:19:35.760><c> no</c>

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would george michael leave wham hell no
 

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would george michael leave wham hell no
exactly<00:19:37.280><c> look</c><00:19:37.760><c> game</c><00:19:38.000><c> of</c><00:19:38.160><c> vision</c><00:19:38.400><c> belongs</c><00:19:38.720><c> to</c>

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exactly look game of vision belongs to
 

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exactly look game of vision belongs to
all<00:19:39.039><c> of</c><00:19:39.200><c> us</c>

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all of us
 

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all of us
not<00:19:39.840><c> like</c><00:19:40.080><c> this</c><00:19:40.320><c> place</c><00:19:40.799><c> this</c><00:19:41.039><c> place</c><00:19:41.200><c> doesn't</c>

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not like this place this place doesn't
 

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not like this place this place doesn't
belong<00:19:41.760><c> to</c><00:19:42.000><c> anybody</c><00:19:42.559><c> actually</c>

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belong to anybody actually
 

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belong to anybody actually
i'm<00:19:43.679><c> the</c><00:19:43.760><c> majority</c><00:19:44.240><c> stockholm</c><00:19:44.799><c> you're</c>

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i'm the majority stockholm you're
 

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i'm the majority stockholm you're
awesome<00:19:45.120><c> majority</c><00:19:45.520><c> douchebag</c><00:19:46.000><c> so</c><00:19:46.160><c> get</c>

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awesome majority douchebag so get
 

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awesome majority douchebag so get
walking<00:19:46.559><c> before</c><00:19:46.799><c> i</c><00:19:46.880><c> beat</c><00:19:47.039><c> the</c><00:19:47.120><c> crap</c><00:19:47.440><c> out</c><00:19:47.520><c> of</c>

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walking before i beat the crap out of
 

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walking before i beat the crap out of
you

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you
 

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you
now<00:19:48.160><c> let's</c><00:19:48.400><c> get</c><00:19:48.559><c> back</c><00:19:48.720><c> to</c><00:19:48.799><c> game</c><00:19:49.039><c> of</c><00:19:49.120><c> vision</c>

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now let's get back to game of vision
 

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now let's get back to game of vision
everybody

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sir<00:19:58.320><c> please</c><00:19:59.280><c> you've</c><00:19:59.520><c> already</c><00:20:00.080><c> branded</c><00:20:00.640><c> me</c>

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sir please you've already branded me
 

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sir please you've already branded me
twice<00:20:01.760><c> you</c><00:20:01.840><c> gonna</c><00:20:02.080><c> wear</c><00:20:02.320><c> that</c><00:20:02.640><c> on</c><00:20:02.799><c> your</c><00:20:03.039><c> head</c>

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twice you gonna wear that on your head
 

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twice you gonna wear that on your head
i'm<00:20:03.840><c> gonna</c><00:20:04.080><c> brand</c><00:20:04.480><c> you</c><00:20:04.640><c> like</c><00:20:04.880><c> a</c><00:20:04.960><c> steer</c>

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i'm gonna brand you like a steer
 

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i'm gonna brand you like a steer
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rope him dean that runs a lot faster
 

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rope him dean that runs a lot faster
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than you expect for a chubby guy come
 

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than you expect for a chubby guy come
here

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here
 

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here
gotcha<00:20:12.080><c> that's</c><00:20:12.320><c> what</c><00:20:12.480><c> you</c><00:20:12.640><c> get</c><00:20:12.880><c> for</c><00:20:13.120><c> trying</c><00:20:13.360><c> to</c>

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gotcha that's what you get for trying to
 

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gotcha that's what you get for trying to
kill<00:20:13.760><c> me</c><00:20:13.919><c> boy</c>

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kill me boy
 

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kill me boy
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and i would like to thank you black
 

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and i would like to thank you black
steve

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steve
 

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steve
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for letting me in on your little secret
 

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for letting me in on your little secret
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maybe larry is kind of cool after all
 

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maybe larry is kind of cool after all
anybody<00:20:22.799><c> that</c><00:20:22.880><c> hits</c><00:20:23.120><c> todd</c><00:20:23.360><c> with</c><00:20:23.440><c> a</c><00:20:23.520><c> branding</c>

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anybody that hits todd with a branding
 

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anybody that hits todd with a branding
iron<00:20:24.080><c> is</c><00:20:24.240><c> okay</c><00:20:24.480><c> by</c><00:20:24.640><c> me</c>

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iron is okay by me
 

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iron is okay by me
incredible<00:20:26.880><c> could</c><00:20:27.120><c> someone</c><00:20:27.760><c> bring</c><00:20:27.919><c> me</c><00:20:28.080><c> some</c>

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incredible could someone bring me some
 

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incredible could someone bring me some
children's<00:20:28.720><c> aspirin</c>

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children's aspirin
 

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children's aspirin
they're<00:20:30.960><c> searing</c><00:20:31.440><c> through</c><00:20:31.679><c> my</c><00:20:31.919><c> first</c>

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they're searing through my first
 

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they're searing through my first
protective<00:20:32.799><c> layer</c><00:20:33.120><c> of</c><00:20:33.280><c> fat</c>

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protective layer of fat
 

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protective layer of fat
now<00:20:34.480><c> that's</c><00:20:34.799><c> touching</c><00:20:35.280><c> bone</c>

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now that's touching bone
 

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now that's touching bone
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dude<00:20:41.679><c> where</c><00:20:41.840><c> have</c><00:20:42.000><c> you</c><00:20:42.080><c> been</c><00:20:42.320><c> dude</c><00:20:42.720><c> i</c><00:20:42.880><c> just</c>

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dude where have you been dude i just
 

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dude where have you been dude i just
dropped<00:20:43.520><c> a</c><00:20:43.600><c> deuce</c><00:20:44.000><c> in</c><00:20:44.080><c> the</c><00:20:44.159><c> brownie</c><00:20:44.640><c> bowl</c>

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dropped a deuce in the brownie bowl
 

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dropped a deuce in the brownie bowl
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which is code for i took a dump in the
 

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which is code for i took a dump in the
brownie<00:20:47.360><c> bowl</c><00:20:47.600><c> dave</c>

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brownie bowl dave
 

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brownie bowl dave
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shut up and then i wipe my ass on every
 

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shut up and then i wipe my ass on every
brownie<00:20:50.080><c> in</c><00:20:50.240><c> the</c><00:20:50.320><c> bowl</c><00:20:51.039><c> shut</c><00:20:51.360><c> up</c>

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brownie in the bowl shut up
 

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brownie in the bowl shut up
but<00:20:51.919><c> it's</c><00:20:52.080><c> cool</c><00:20:52.400><c> because</c><00:20:52.640><c> my</c><00:20:52.799><c> poop</c><00:20:53.120><c> is</c><00:20:53.280><c> brown</c>

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but it's cool because my poop is brown
 

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but it's cool because my poop is brown
and<00:20:53.840><c> the</c><00:20:54.000><c> brownies</c><00:20:54.480><c> are</c><00:20:54.559><c> brown</c>

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and the brownies are brown
 

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and the brownies are brown
so<00:20:55.200><c> no</c><00:20:55.360><c> one</c><00:20:55.520><c> will</c><00:20:55.679><c> ever</c><00:20:56.000><c> know</c><00:20:56.480><c> dave</c><00:20:56.880><c> turn</c>

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so no one will ever know dave turn
 

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so no one will ever know dave turn
around<00:20:57.760><c> oh</c><00:20:58.080><c> man</c>

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around oh man
 

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around oh man
gosh<00:20:59.120><c> darn</c><00:20:59.520><c> it</c><00:20:59.679><c> that's</c><00:21:00.000><c> the</c><00:21:00.159><c> second</c><00:21:00.559><c> time</c><00:21:00.799><c> i've</c>

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gosh darn it that's the second time i've
 

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gosh darn it that's the second time i've
eaten

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eaten
 

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eaten
this<00:21:02.080><c> week</c>

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this week
 

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this week
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hey<00:21:04.960><c> everybody</c><00:21:05.440><c> good</c><00:21:05.679><c> times</c><00:21:06.080><c> people</c><00:21:06.400><c> you</c><00:21:06.640><c> rule</c>

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hey everybody good times people you rule
 

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hey everybody good times people you rule
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